American dad explains the Bible
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I believe this was already posted.
Edit nvm it was but a thread wasn't made about it - http://www.thecoli.com/posts/27958071/
Edit nvm it was but a thread wasn't made about it - http://www.thecoli.com/posts/27958071/
the cac mamba
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the bible 
imagine believing that that shyt is actually real
its a hell of a novel though
imagine believing that that shyt is actually realits a hell of a novel though
Take It In Blood
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I don't think the bible/religion would get bashed so much if people didn't take them seriously and simply accepted that they were ancient myths meant to guide and inspire people but not to be taken literally
U don't see videos debunking Greek Mythology, Star Wars or Superman's origins because we all accepted that while they're indeed fascinating to read/watch and we're inspired by them we can still acknowledge that they're fiction.
u Christians/Muslims only hurt urself by taking these ducktales literally, just enjoy the stories, soak up the wisdom and keep it moving
U don't see videos debunking Greek Mythology, Star Wars or Superman's origins because we all accepted that while they're indeed fascinating to read/watch and we're inspired by them we can still acknowledge that they're fiction.
u Christians/Muslims only hurt urself by taking these ducktales literally, just enjoy the stories, soak up the wisdom and keep it moving
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Bobby Lashleys eyebrows
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That's why I believe the old testament is allegory.
mortuus est
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the stories represent something else , how you view it is how you view it, the adam and eve story is so basic but alot of people dont even get it
El Bajo Negro
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Worry about what other people believe in, brehs.
Hold a grudge against a god that you don't believe exists brehs.
Hold a grudge against a god that you don't believe exists brehs.
these people are the reason you can't buy a bottle of liquor in several states.
Lets not pretend this isn't influential
El Bajo Negro
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This is a Catholic nation created by Catholics. What do you expect? Just like how alcohol prohibition is enforced in many Muslim-majority countries.
Utah is whatever Utah is...I don't know Mormon rules on alcohol.
Alcohol prohibition is not a valid reason to hate any religion.
Honestly, there is never a valid reason to hate any religion!
Secure Da Bag
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This is a Catholic nation...... are you talking about the US? It's not a Catholic nation. Christian? Yes. Catholic? No.
I take the Bible as I take the Odyssey. Historical truth with some allegory mixed in. And a bit of fictional explanations because of unsophistication for good measure.
I do believe there's a God though. Just not as the Abrahamic religions (or any religions) describe Him though. But, for the sake of speculation, if God did speak to humans in XXXX BC, then he'd have to talk to them in much the same way adults talk to children.
The Nile River receding then having a flash flood just as you escape mass genocide would be definitely seem like God intervening to create a miracle. And just to make it Hollywood, saying it parted wouldn't be too bad of a lie.
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El Bajo Negro
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Everything the pope says or does gets put on the news and on the front page of newspapers all over America.
Cities named after saints that Catholics worship. Saint Paul, San Diego, San Francisco, Saint Louis, Saint Petersburg, etc
TransJenner
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the reality check is you're suppose to follow the commandments
People always bring up this story and that story but when it comes to being a good human being