American man catches his girlfriend getting booty massage in Jamaica

[Bonk]

I knew you would find your way here, Rastamouse.

 

[Won Won]

You’re a morbidly obese bum & I will crack your jaw for the fun of it. Fakkit.

And yh, Russia is right & the US is wrong. Have you got a problem with that?

I was watching a documentary on Netflix recently about how the US used Marshal Islands & its people as Guinea pigs for testing nuclear weapons & the destruction of those Islands with nuclear waste. I’m sure you’re the type of moron that supports evil/demonic shyt like that, you gullible braindead schmuck.

And what has Russia got to do with the thread? Go get your GED & stop running your Twitter fingers to those above you & at a level you’ll never reach, you bum.

Suck ya madda. p*ssy.

 

[Bonk]

That’s only what you would do when your jaw gets cracked, p*ssy.

Don’t force your retarded/warped low IQ beliefs on me. Do that with your fellow peasants.

 

[MajesticLion]

So much for "lighthearted".

 

[Bonk]

So much for "lighthearted".

Rastamouse, that’s cos he brought things that happened on the Rus vs Ukr war thread to this thread.

Even in the OP, I said, “is it a skit or real?” cos I know it’s a skit, you prick.

 

[Won Won]

That’s only what you would do when your jaw gets cracked, p*ssy.

Don’t force your retarded/warped low IQ beliefs on me. Do that with your fellow peasants.

 

[Tunez]

The lady looks familiar

This

 

[boogers]

You’re a morbidly obese bum & I will crack your jaw for the fun of it. Fakkit.

And yh, Russia is right & the US is wrong. Have you got a problem with that?

I was watching a documentary on Netflix recently about how the US used Marshal Islands & its people as Guinea pigs for testing nuclear weapons & the destruction of those Islands with nuclear waste. I’m sure you’re the type of moron that supports evil/demonic shyt like that, you gullible braindead schmuck.

And what has Russia got to do with the thread? Go get your GED & stop running your Twitter fingers to those above you & at a level you’ll never reach, you bum.

Suck ya madda. p*ssy.

jedi mind tricks???

man take your crusty ass back to the joe rogan/4cac/incel forum that spawned you

cant believe people like that shyt.. huh DADDY grunt grunt U SMELL GAY grunt *chewing food* PAZZEY RAZOR DADDY *etc*

sorry to go off topic but i really dont trust anybody that listens to these toothless losers

the fact that hes pro russia is totally expected. JMT fans are some of the dumbest people on earth

that logo aint even real chinese smh this dude cant even chew his own food but thinks people wanna hear his fat ass rap

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Yes that's a skit, they have several videos. And breh...if that's patois, then I'm King Charles.

It’s 2023. Assume everything is fake because if I were put in a similar situation, taking out my phone to record will be the last thing on my mind. I’m straight regulating on sight.



The videos I’ll sorta believe is when shyt is going down but someone else is recording wobbly and ends abruptly.

 

[Dave24]

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

That's an obvious skit. But those "booty massages" do exist down there. I seen this broad I know out in the islands posting that shyt

 

[Starburst]

That's an obvious skit. But those "booty massages" do exist down there. I seen this broad I know out in the islands posting that shyt

Absolutely.






I just saw a NSFW clip on Twitter of a woman getting a massage in a raft and telling the masseuse to put a plastic bag over his penis if he want to go “in”. I would post the link but it really is NSFW.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Absolutely.






I just saw a NSFW clip on Twitter of a woman getting a massage in a raft and telling the masseuse to put a plastic bag over his penis if he want to go “in”. I would post the link but it really is NSFW.

Let your girl go anywhere brehs

 

[jdubnyce]

Absolutely.






I just saw a NSFW clip on Twitter of a woman getting a massage in a raft and telling the masseuse to put a plastic bag over his penis if he want to go “in”. I would post the link but it really is NSFW.

Plastic bag

 

[Starburst]

Plastic bag

How do I post a link as a spoiler?