An adult cheetah weighs 46-160lbs, theres no way a grown man over 200lbs should lose a fight to one
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The Coli nikka nerds back at it again with another animal analysis right from their living room in the hood. 
I was watching a lot of Cheetah videos last week. Y’all got them fukked up, they won’t fight u. They’re built to run, so if they sense danger they will stay away or run away. Cheetahs are the only big cats that you can turn you back on and they won’t murk you. Even regular house cats will try to fukk you up if you turn your back on them. Also, one swipe with a paw to your face or throat and it’s over for you, you ain’t fighting shyt. Their claws don’t retract like other big cats.
Go ahead a try to fight any wild animal brehs
I was watching a lot of Cheetah videos last week. Y’all got them fukked up, they won’t fight u. They’re built to run, so if they sense danger they will stay away or run away. Cheetahs are the only big cats that you can turn you back on and they won’t murk you. Even regular house cats will try to fukk you up if you turn your back on them. Also, one swipe with a paw to your face or throat and it’s over for you, you ain’t fighting shyt. Their claws don’t retract like other big cats.
Go ahead a try to fight any wild animal brehs
MoroccanBoy
Madness
They are so overweight. They can't move very well. We established this on the last bear thread.
Bumblebreh
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staticshock
Veteran
You still at this dumb shyt hih?
MustafaSTL
Achievement In Every Field of Human Endeavor
I know this is a troll thread, but a cheetah has a bite force of 475 pounds. 
A tiger, by comparison, has 1/3 the bite force of a cheetah when compared to size.
It can rip your leg off in two seconds.
A tiger, by comparison, has 1/3 the bite force of a cheetah when compared to size.
It can rip your leg off in two seconds.
The Coli nikka nerds back at it again with another animal analysis right from their living room in the hood.
I was watching a lot of Cheetah videos last week. Y’all got them fukked up, they won’t fight u. They’re built to run, so if they sense danger they will stay away or run away. Cheetahs are the only big cats that you can turn you back on and they won’t murk you. Even regular house cats will try to fukk you up if you turn your back on them. Also, one swipe with a paw to your face or throat and it’s over for you, you ain’t fighting shyt. Their claws don’t retract like other big cats.
Go ahead a try to fight any wild animal brehs
So they p*ssy
Sure you'll take some damage from bites but letting something you got a 40-100 weight advantage over take you in a fight to the death
There's skull isn't any different from ours so a few punches should put that ass to sleep.
when did you get your thread making privileges back?
MoroccanBoy
Madness
The Coli nikka nerds back at it again with another animal analysis right from their living room in the hood.
I was watching a lot of Cheetah videos last week. Y’all got them fukked up, they won’t fight u. They’re built to run, so if they sense danger they will stay away or run away. Cheetahs are the only big cats that you can turn you back on and they won’t murk you. Even regular house cats will try to fukk you up if you turn your back on them. Also, one swipe with a paw to your face or throat and it’s over for you, you ain’t fighting shyt. Their claws don’t retract like other big cats.
Go ahead a try to fight any wild animal brehs
Roberto Duran knocked a horse unonscious with one punch. Granted he's one of the greatest boxers of all time but he only weighed 130. I had a mate who broke his hand punching a horse. The horse was rocked and ended up running g away. Look at the size of a horse. And you think a cheetah can take a punch to the face lol. You do realise with proper punching technique you can generate thousands of pounds of force. Just watch some of the hardest punchers of all time and watch the leverage they get on their punches. They are usually built like string beans too. Tyson was not the normal building for big punchers. Look at bob foster, Julian Jackson, alexis arguello etc.
Squidward24
Banned
Fun Fact: male Wildebeests are 8ft 600lbs, OP you gotta take on a Wildebeest to show proof you can take on a Cheetah first.
Vodun
All Star
Wrong you know why the cheetah would win? Because the cheetah don't believe in Jesus, they don't trip off females or post on the coil talking shyt.
Right now the cheetah is training not posting on the coil
Right now the cheetah is training not posting on the coil
MoroccanBoy
Madness
Just because something is a wild animal doesn't make them tough or able to fight.