An old nemesis reared its ugly head today, brehs :sadcam:

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So my dikk's skin (up on the shaft by my pelvis) got caught in the zipper today :sadcam:

So i went to the restroom earlier to piss. Got done, put the snake away in a hurry and zipped up.Little did i know my d!ck was hanging out the boxers opening and were leaning against my zipper.
Anyway, these jeans (505s) zipper tend to unzip if you stand with both hands in your pocket sometimes.
So as im standing there talking to some coworkers i felt the zipper going down and i reached to stop it and right before i caught it i felt the sh!t pinch my shaft and damn near panicked.:damn:
I caugh it before it really got caught and did any damage but sh!t brought back some horrible horrible memories from when this sh!t used to happen all the time growing up as a young lad age 4-7:mjcry:
Back then it was mostly foreskin near where they circumcise you that used to get caught. Remember my foreskin getting caught a few times when i was little. Sh!t was horrible and painful

Women have no idea how lucky they are that they cant relate to this.:sadcam:
 
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I learned early, growing up uncut, to pay attention on the return. I'll never forget the pain.

What's fukked me up is when I accidently sit on my balls.

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If you know anything. The first pairs of Levis/Jeans were made for miners / cowboys / farming men and used buttons.
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The first men wore skirts :manny:
I get your point but the world we live in has evolved so i see where @flea 's coming from.. I dont think i would have a problem with wearing pants with buttons instead of zippers except for the fact that it's a lot of work
 
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