Ancient Egyptians Used to Masturbate into the Nile River...

[Sbp]

Breh for all we know it could have been some perverted yet powerful high priest that added an amendment to their religious texts just so him and his boys could beat their meat in front of the whole empire

 

[LeaveMyHairLineAlone]

Fap me a riiver

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I got an odd feeling that jbo dudes all ashy with jagged hairlines.

 

[Oatmeal]

No wonder God wanted to get his people away from the nasty Egyptians

And they kept wanting to go back

This probably the real reason Moses parted the Red Sea, he ain't want that Nile water splashing on anyone

 

[Sauce Mane]

 

[ba'al]

This probably the real reason Moses parted the Red Sea, he ain't want that Nile water splashing on anyone

 

[Hathaway]

This some bullshyt.....

Don't let me catch you in person OP

Your threats cannot quell truth

 

[JadeB]

Now y'all can stop dikkriding ancient Egypt

 

[Armchair Militant]

Those aren’t my people

 

[Animal House]

And how do we know if this is true

 

[010101]

ayoooooooooo*

 

[Hathaway]

And how do we know if this is true

Go and purify yourself in the waters of the river Nile and drink of the elixir therein. Let the juices of the ancient men of renown flow throughout your body and invigorate your soul.

 

[maxamusa]

I wanna try this...adding to the bucket list...wasted so many nuts in belly buttons and asscracks....need something nu nu

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

 

[Hathaway]

I wanna try this...adding to the bucket list...wasted so many nuts in belly buttons and asscracks....need something nu nu

Thus saith the lord. It was prophecied in the beginning that thy seed shall rain down upon the lands and rivers of Egypt as heavenly balls of fire. Oh taste and see that the lord is good.