Ancient Egyptians Used to Masturbate into the Nile River...

[Why-Fi]

No, they weren't stupid, just ignorant. They practiced 'natural theology'. They had no concept of the female fertility cycle aside from menstruation and, to ALL ancient people in that area, there were only a couple ways to produce 'life'. One of those ways was via semen. That's why y'all refer to it as 'seed' now.​

foh agent, egypt invented nothing

and them jerking off in a river has nothing to do with anything happening today. who gives a fukk

the writer of this article jerks off in rivers, that’s what you’re reading about

 

[Why-Fi]

y’all really don’t get that these people lie about every fukking thing ever EVERYTHING

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

foh agent, egypt invented nothing

Ancient Egyptians, themselves, wrote it....

Pyt28 | Sacred Texts Archive

Ancient Egypt: 1231a. To say: The sky has strengthened the radiance for N.,

www.sacred-texts.com

Utterance 527.​

1248a. To say: Atum created by his masturbation in Heliopolis.

1248b. He put his phallus in his fist,

1248c. to excite desire thereby.

1248d. The twins were born, Shu and Tefnut.

1249a. They put N. between them;

1249b. they put N. among the gods in the Marsh of Offerings.

1249c. To say four times: N. mounts to heaven;

1249d. N. descends to the earth; for life everlasting.

 

[Why-Fi]

Ancient Egyptians, themselves, wrote it....

Pyt28 | Sacred Texts Archive

Ancient Egypt: 1231a. To say: The sky has strengthened the radiance for N.,

www.sacred-texts.com

Utterance 527.​

1248a. To say: Atum created by his masturbation in Heliopolis.

1248b. He put his phallus in his fist,

1248c. to excite desire thereby.

1248d. The twins were born, Shu and Tefnut.

1249a. They put N. between them;

1249b. they put N. among the gods in the Marsh of Offerings.

1249c. To say four times: N. mounts to heaven;

1249d. N. descends to the earth; for life everlasting.

i’m not going to jump to conclusions. but i
have to point out that it looks like you are saying that some one created a city by nutting in some water

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

i’m not going to jump to conclusions. but i
have to point out that it looks like you are saying that some one created a city by nutting in some water

I didn't say anything. I just posted what Ancient Egyptians, themselves, wrote.​

 

[Devilinurear]

y’all really don’t get that these people lie about every fukking thing ever EVERYTHING

Even if it was your the only one taking this thread seriously.

Lighten up man.

 

[Why-Fi]

Even if it was your the only one taking this thread seriously.

Lighten up man.

“not that serious “

old reliable


let my guard down huh

watch the birdie?

 

[Devilinurear]

“not that serious “

old reliable


let my guard down huh

watch the birdie?

Yep this is all to trick you and not make jokes about masterbating into a river.

 

[the elastic]

What's the deal with all this pro-fapping propaganda coming out right before No Nut November?

 

[LeaveMyHairLineAlone]

What's the deal with all this pro-fapping propaganda coming out right before No Nut November?

Agents of fap

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Wonder what would happen if this thread was about Set raping Horus to become leader of the 'gods'?

​

 

[Afrodroid]

Some even thought that the Nile river was created that way.

 

[DEAD7]

I hate ya’ll

 

[Premeditated]

these egyptians were some sickos

yall can claim them if you want

 

[I AM WE ARE]

I'm only here because I heard we(JBO) was going to war and I'm ready to crash the committee