Yea, cuz the broads you flying in love you for you
Just cuz he doesn't do what YOU would do, doesn't mean he's catching an L. Unless he actually marries (not "claim"/"wife") or impregnates this chick, this don't count as an L*.
And she's def more attractive than that white bytch
*unless this chick did take one of those all expenses paid sand vacations
Who said anything about love

Not having a vasectomy is an L if you're worth millions



Imagine her shock when she claims it's yours and you show her that nip tuck receipt 








He fukked up. She had the whole package. Now he's pulling IG hoes