Angel Reese Files Trademark For "MEBOUNDS" Term

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

Great chart. We discussed her FG% ad nauseam up here, how long are we gonna harp on that? That’s her only glaring weakness, we ALL know this.

Why are you speaking about her inability to get buckets as if it isn't the most important and impactful thing about hoops?

What we also do is talk about the rest of her game that’s good/great. She’s literally doing what no one else has done and you’re bringing her shooting charts to prove what, that she shoots poorly? Again? Anything else that’s bad that doesn’t involve shooting?

What is she doing that nobody has done? Grabbing rebounds, a large portion of which are off her own missed shots?

You're speaking about her in a light as if she's some transcendent player and not akin to someone like Andre Drummond. It's embarrassingly transparent y'all are only tying yourselves to defending her because of some warped agenda over some peckerwoods that have directed all their hatred towards her (none of which are even present on this board). Being disingenious about her game isn't going to help your cause, it's only going to making y'all look foolish.

None of y'all would dare to have this same energy to defending a NBA equivalent. Much less speak about him in the same frame as actual elite players.

 

[Po pimp]

Grabbing rebounds, a large portion of which are off her own missed shots?

This is a gotdamn lie. Just some shyt cacs say to diminish what she does. She averaged 13rpg last year and close to 12 this year. She averages 5 offensive boards. Most of those offensive boards come off her teammates’s missed shots. I actually watch the game and not parroting some BS cacs say.

 

[RedBull]

This is a gotdamn lie. Just some shyt cacs say to diminish what she does. She averaged 13rpg last year and close to 12 this year. She averages 5 offensive boards. Most of those offensive boards come off her teammates’s missed shots. I actually watch the game and not parroting some BS cacs say.

Breh, you’re wasting time. Let him leave.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

This is a gotdamn lie. Just some shyt cacs say to diminish what she does. She averaged 13rpg last year and close to 12 this year. She averages 5 offensive boards. Most of those offensive boards come off her teammates’s missed shots. I actually watch the game and not parroting some BS cacs say.

Angel Reese's offensive rebounding style often involves securing rebounds off her own missed shots. Approximately 35% of her offensive rebounds come from her own misses

I'd say 35% is a large portion, wouldn't you?

Again, what is she doing that nobody else has done?

Breh, you’re wasting time. Let him leave.

Translation - you don't have a counterargument to my post.

Most of y'all dudes don't even give a fukk about the women's game, anyway. You're just pushing some transparent ass agenda. Same reason why you don't post about Phee and A'ja, when they deserve all the attention and recognition for what they're doing.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

Grown ass men in their 30s/40s stanning an early-20s WNBA player, that really has nothing to do with her actual hooping ability, might just be the wildest phenomenon this board has ever birthed.

Like I been saying - y'all really don't love hoops.

It's just a vehicle to carry out your bullshyt.

 

[blackestofpanthers]

I'd say 35% is a large portion, wouldn't you?

Again, what is she doing that nobody else has done?

Translation - you don't have a counterargument to my post.

Most of y'all dudes don't even give a fukk about the women's game, anyway. You're just pushing some transparent ass agenda. Same reason why you don't post about Phee and A'ja, when they deserve all the attention and recognition for what they're doing.

To be fair, if she averages 5 offensive rebounds and 35% come from her own misses, that’s less than 2 rebounds per game. That’s literally nothing in the grand scheme of things if she’s averaging 12 or more total.
I don’t watch this shyt though, just giving input on the math

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

To be fair, if she averages 5 offensive rebounds and 35% come from her own misses, that’s less than 2 rebounds per game. That’s literally nothing in the grand scheme of things if she’s averaging 12 or more total.
I don’t watch this shyt though, just giving input on the math

If you're looking at the totality of her rebounds, sure, but I was basically inferring in my post that this whole "mebounds" thing is centered around grabbing boards off her own misses, of which her game is infamously known for (which is why I referenced 35% being a "large portion").

Offensive rebounds are typically a lesser part of total rebounds, so it's not like we're not privy to that as it concerns her.

I say all that to point out that her game revolves almost entirelty around her rebounding. That's cool and all that for a role player, but that's what she should be treated as. I can't possibly imagine we'd have a near 100-page thread (which in relation would be 10x more) about Andre Drummond, and have all these posters suddenly coming out and being fans of his.

There's nobody who's being honest themselves can't see that for what it is.

You've got all these posters who rarely talk about hoops (like @RedBull) who've suddenly popped up on this subforum defending her.

 

[RedBull]

What is she doing that nobody else has done? Let’s see:

• Fastest to 500 points and 500 rebounds:
  She reached this milestone in just 38 games, surpassing the previous record held by Tina Charles.
  
  
• Rookie rebounds leader:
  She led the league in rebounds per game (13.1) during her rookie season, becoming the first rookie since Tina Charles to do so.
  
  
• Most double-doubles for a rookie:
  She finished her rookie season with 26 double-doubles, which is the most by a rookie in WNBA history.
  
  
• Most consecutive double-doubles:
  She recorded 15 consecutive double-doubles, breaking Candace Parker's previous record of 12.
  
  
• Single-season rebounds records:
  She holds records for total rebounds (446) and total offensive rebounds (172) in a single season.
  
  
• 20-point, 20-rebound games:
  She is the first player to record three consecutive games with 20 or more rebounds.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

What is she going that nobody else has done. Let’s see:

• Fastest to 500 points and 500 rebounds:
  She reached this milestone in just 38 games, surpassing the previous record held by Tina Charles.
  
  
• Rookie rebounds leader:
  She led the league in rebounds per game (13.1) during her rookie season, becoming the first rookie since Tina Charles to do so.
  
  
• Most double-doubles for a rookie:
  She finished her rookie season with 26 double-doubles, which is the most by a rookie in WNBA history.
  
  
• Most consecutive double-doubles:
  She recorded 15 consecutive double-doubles, breaking Candace Parker's previous record of 12.
  
  
• Single-season rebounds records:
  She holds records for total rebounds (446) and total offensive rebounds (172) in a single season.
  
  
• 20-point, 20-rebound games:
  She is the first player to record three consecutive games with 20 or more rebounds.

Now reply with some stupid shyt like always.

These are meaningless. They're of no consequence. They're arbitrary measures centered around her rebounding. They're not records of actual importance. They especially don't mean anything given how bad she is at getting buckets.

I can tell right from the jump you don't know shyt about hoops. Either that or you're being disingenious. Or both.

You wouldn't keep the same energy for a NBA player who primarily exists as a rebounder, defending their honor to the end of the Earth, so why are you doing it for her? I just did a brief search to see how many posts you have about Rodman and Drummond, to see if you have some history of caping for rebounders to see if this is a pattern, but you've barely even spoke about them, so please tell why the need to overrate her based on her ability to crash the glass (and virtually nothing else)?

What is your goal that you hope folks acknowledge with her? That she can rebound?

 

[RedBull]

These are meaningless. They're of no consequence. They're arbitrary measures centered around her rebounding. They're not records of actual importance. They especially don't mean anything given how bad she is at getting buckets.

I can tell right from the jump you don't know shyt about hoops. Either that or you're being disingenious. Or both.

You wouldn't keep the same energy for a NBA player who primarily exists as a rebounder, defending their honor to the end of the Earth, so why are you doing it for her? I just did a brief search to see how many posts you have about Rodman and Drummond, to see if you have some history of caping for rebounders to see if this is a pattern, but you've barely even spoke about them, so please tell why the need to overrate her based on her ability to crash the glass (and virtually nothing else)?

What is your goal that you hope folks acknowledge with her? That she can rebound?

 

[RedBull]

White niqqas and motherless niqqas are mad.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

You keep hyping them rebounds, bro. I'll look forward to your posts next season when you become the biggest stan of the NBA's next great rebounder.

 

[manyfaces]

Grown ass men in their 30s/40s stanning an early-20s WNBA player, that really has nothing to do with her actual hooping ability, might just be the wildest phenomenon this board has ever birthed.

Like I been saying - y'all really don't love hoops.

It's just a vehicle to carry out your bullshyt.

I just stopped in to see if there were any pics of cheeks. I got a solid cuffage pic but was hoping we could get a few more. Y'all nikkas keep clogging it up arguing about your lil basketball shyt though. Anybody wanna get this thread back on track to what I came here for... anybody

 

[Po pimp]

I'd say 35% is a large portion, wouldn't you?

No I would not. If 35% of her offensive rebounds came off her own misses, that would be less than 2. You said a large portion of her rebounds are her own missed shots.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

No I would not. If 35% of her offensive rebounds came off her own misses, that would be less than 2. You said a large portion of her rebounds are her own missed shots.

35% is something is more than a third, so that does equate to a large portion.

We’re in a thread that is based upon a term of her grabbing rebounds off her own missed shots (what the fukk do you think mebounds are representative of?), so it begs the question of why you’re playing dumb over what I’m trying to point out to you?

The only thing you’re doing in here is parroting box score stats about a player you otherwise wouldn’t care for if you weren’t following the leader with this weak ass agenda. It’s the reason why you cherry-picked one part of my post to argue minutiae, which makes it even worse that you don’t realize that you’re only telling on yourself arguing entirely about rebounds.

Prove me wrong and make an argument about another part of her game.