Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt #GMB

[ChiefQueen]

Jesus Christ is he bleaching or is that just ridiculous lighting

Lol, its make up. Usually for interviews they put mk on male celebs too. They probably used a lighter shade of foundation/powder on him + add the lightening in the room.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Brad prob relieved as fukk


Angie was looking bad
p*ssy prob lame
She been crazy
All them damm kids that ain't his
He held off marrying her for years


My nikka prob calling up Leo to set up the hoe run on the yacht

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

If brad Pitt can get thrown in the bushes then all yall need to get out yall feelings about rejection.

Quote of the year right chea

 

[Michael's Black Son]

what year is this?

Exactly. That bytch looks like 5 beige pipe cleaners distorted in the shape of a human.

Unless she's wire transferring $10-20 million in my account why on earth would slaughtering anyone be worth that bag of bones?

 

[DaylitoJames]

I remember reading somewhere that her pops Jon Voight tried to reconcile with her but she gave him the

You don't trust Mickey Donovan breh

 

[Carolina Slim]

I don't either. I was much more attracted to Jennifer Aniston. Also, I had no idea that Brad was 12 years older than Angelina. They looked damn near the same age

Back what it went down, I think nikkas knew what the math was. Jen was straight, more wifey material. Angelina on the other hand, had that smoldering freak look that Jen didn't have, and probably made Brad lose his mind on some

. The messed up part for Brad was when Angelina went and chopped her chest off and then Jen went and did Horrible Bosses looking ridiculously fine. Probably was sitting at home with Angelina like

 

[MikelArteta]

even brad Pitt can't keep womrn entertained for long

 

[ORDER_66]

Didn't he leave his first bytch for this bytch?!? What the fukk yo?!?

 

[mson]

 

[Geek Nasty]

There are wealthy men that would slaughter their entire families for a chance to sleep with Angelina Jolie, I think the only L is to be given to Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt can pull probably 99.999% of women on this planet, married or otherwise

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Ikr?? Get their act together & realize they still love each other.

 

[raul04]

The children must be shook. Asking what's going on in 6 languages

cotdamn man lol

 

[010101]

cohabitation kills all relationships
you put those cuffs on and you will lose it's promised

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[David_TheMan]

The only problem with Brad is angie fukked this man's money up.
I heard he is out back working in everything just to get his money up, after he fukking up his money with her shyt movies and drug addiction.

 

[Fckumeen]

Say Brad was smoking weed and shyt round the kids. Probably with the older ones. Drinking too.