The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
Their marriage in a nutshell
Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt #GMB
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So they were together for damn near ten years, then got legally married only to get divorced two years after they got legally hitched.
Get legally married, brehs.
On the bright side, she has millions of dollars in her own right, so he won't get drilled in the ass by the courts for alimony.
He still may have to pay child support, though.Why? I don't know, but it could be worse.
Anyway, he's single again and he's still rich and famous, so there will still be broads lined up down the block and around the corner for a chance to get with him. This should be a time for him to rejoice, at least in that respect.
Angie was getting old, anyway.
brad pitt is in his 50's he goes from seeing his kids every day to now having to wait for a damn court order to maybe see them once or twice a week if he's lucky. Now it gets ugly, all the drugs, weed, anger issues angelina prob been noting for months or years.
Even though half of the kids are adopted he knew all these kids from when they were wee little kids he raised them all, it must hurt as a father to no longer see your kids, no matter if your joe blow or brad pitt
Why is he paying child support when they're BOTH got money only two of the kids is biologically his, plus wouldnt it make sense to just get 50/50 fukk it if the judge was logically smart given JOLIE's crazy behavior in the past how can she be trusted to be alone around the kids?!!?
Damn I cant believe they got divorced this nikka went through so much shyt to get with her...
3 of the kids are biologically his, but he adopted the other 3
Makavalli
Sinister is a system
Oh shyt. Ang probably wanted him to do a tranny i am jazz copy cat show so this nikka flipped and hit her with the fight club move package
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Here we go,10 years of 'sources say' coming up. Gossip mags about to make major paper making up random shyt to feed people.
ORDER_66
I am The Wrench in all your plans....
I'm shocked, thought they would make it
He is Brad Pitt he'll be fine, she is 41 with 6 kids
I'm
at cats in here pretending like Brad Pitt is the one that lost in this. That man's second childhood is about to be legendary. I expect this next run to be on Barry Bonds level of flexing.
There's plenty of broads ok with following Jolie. There's thots on IG probably already sending ole boy pictures of them stretching on the bed. Ain't a whole lotta cats gonna be lining up for a chick with 6 kids in the house.
You know Clooney looking at his wife right now with theI'm
That man's second childhood is about to be legendary. I expect this next run to be on Barry Bonds level of flexing.
knowing the fukkery he and Brad could get into.
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He's Brad Pitt.
There was probably 1 out of 100000000 women waiting in line to take her spot.
He'll be fine.
I guess marriage and relationships arent worth it.I wanted them to stay together too
I'm already auditioning to be the rebound guy that Gisele Bundchen fukks with when she inevitably divorces Tom Brady.
MalikX
Superstar
Nikka...I was like 16 when they got together and I knew it was a bad choice. Aniston may have been a boring prude but, it's clear as day Angelina is crazy. Now he got kids from every continent and a daughter that wants to be a son.
Coli servers gonna crash that day.Beyonce and Jay-Z got next.
Twitter gonna crash that day
endless camel jokes
Endless beyonce gifs
Endless Jay Z disses.
You know Clooney looking at his wife right now with he
This post is how I know you one of the handful of cats on this board that got actual boys outside the internet. Whenever one of your day one cats gets broken up with you gotta set it off at least once a week. I bet every time Clooney leaves the couch he getting that
. Pitt and Don Cheadle gonna be sending Clooney snapchats of all the rampant titties and ass they're gonna be running through.
Ether 2.0Coli servers gonna crash that day.
Twitter gonna crash that day
endless camel jokes
Endless beyonce gifs
Endless Jay Z disses.
I'm rooting for them tho