Angels are real brehs

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Hit black ice lost control of my car veered off the road and ended up in a pond at 11pm in the dead of winter on a side road,
If I broke my leg or acar didn't come down a few minutes later ID be Sol as I lost my cell phone.

Had to flag down a car and this nice white lady let me sit in her car for half n hour till the cops came , had to close the roads it was that bad


Same, totalled my last 2 rides. The most recent one, everyone who saw the crash looked at me like :dwillhuh:.

I spun out, hit the inner wall of the highway, spun across 5 lanes of traffic, spun past 2 lanes of service road, hit a tree.
Had a few bruises and a sprain but nothing bad at all.


I also tried to jump out of the car before I hit the wall so I was in an awkward position :lolbron:
 

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Quite a few "Miracles" took place that day breh.


:snoop:


One of the worst cases of denial I have seen on this site....



...The way u say it makes it sound like this happened on 9/11


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Same, totalled my last 2 rides. The most recent one, everyone who saw the crash looked at me like :dwillhuh:.

I spun out, hit the inner wall of the highway, spun across 5 lanes of traffic, spun past 2 lanes of service road, hit a tree.
Had a few bruises and a sprain but nothing bad at all.


I also tried to jump out of the car before I hit the wall so I was in an awkward position :lolbron:
nikka what did you do for all that to happen:what:
 

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Yo that story is fukked up. Some Final Destination shyt.
:mjcry:And shyt like that happen everyday, B. Give no credit to God, cause he had no problem drowning mothafukkas who didn't even know he existed at one point.

Angels are warriors, not delicate flowers saving folks. If I get an italian beef sandwich and successfully eat it without choking on the polish, pause:dame:, I'm not

thanking god, cause he might just see fit to let me slip on some soap and drown in my bathtub an hour later.
 

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nikka what did you do for all that to happen:what:

My brakes started fukking up a week before. I was gonna fix it the next day :francis:


I was on my way to the club. It was raining, I was going 80. But I was tipsy and listening to March Madness:lawd:
 

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I believe when it's your time to go its your time, and there are untimely deaths.

But the devil is out to seek kill and destroy, you never know when you maybe dodging demonic plots set up for you.

Maybe late for work you miss a accident that was meant for you.

Maybe the donut shop you hit up every morning grys robbed and two ppl killed but you called in sick for work that day.
 

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Same, totalled my last 2 rides. The most recent one, everyone who saw the crash looked at me like :dwillhuh:.

I spun out, hit the inner wall of the highway, spun across 5 lanes of traffic, spun past 2 lanes of service road, hit a tree.
Had a few bruises and a sprain but nothing bad at all.


I also tried to jump out of the car before I hit the wall so I was in an awkward position :lolbron:
:mjlol: My dude, this is your Origin story as a super hero.

-Above-average durability
-Favorable circumstances ALWAYS
-Melanoid Enchanced

One more accident and the onus is gonna be on you to start putting your abilities to good use:ufdup:
 

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:mjlol: My dude, this is your Origin story as a super hero.

-Above-average durability
-Favorable circumstances ALWAYS
-Melanoid Enchanced

One more accident and the onus is gonna be on you to start putting your abilities to good use:ufdup:


If i total 1 more car i'm gonna have to ask @bcrusaderw for driving lessons :dead:


But on the real, I have no idea how I didn't break something. I had a bloody nose from the airbag but that's really all the visible damage I had.
 
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