The "Choppy Choppy Your Pee-Pee" feud between Val Venis & Kaientai
I thought this whole story was fire. I was in middle school and I remember being glued to the TV to see what would happen next. If I recall, Taka was beefing with Kaientai, so he partnered with Val against them (after Val had made the porn with Yamaguchi's wife), but then Taka turned on Val in the match and they gripped him up.
The story went on throughout the night and they actually ENDED Raw with the cliff-hanger. Nowadays, you almost never get Raw ending with a lower/mid-card feud.
I was like

:lupepopcorn:
Even the goofy-ass pay-off where he got saved by John Wayne Bobbitt and explained that the sword missed him because of shrinkage had me like
All of his storylines were dope to me:
"Land of the Rising Sun" with Mrs. Yamaguchi-san
"The Preacher's Wife" where he was banging Marlena.
"Saving Ryan's Privates/Sister Act" where he was banging Shamrock's sister Ryan.
Kind of wish they'd do with Fandango what they did with Val Venis. When he first debuted and was running game on Naomi, I thought that was going to be the direction they were taking. He'd have been WAY more over and interesting that way.