Annoying shyt your coworkers do

[gogogubari]

Your shytty attitude is probably why your getting a divorce

Yeah, sometimes I have shytty attitude and it was probably a contributing factor. Idk. Idc I got a date tonight. These nikkas still choosin.


Have a great weekend!

 

[Rancor]

When coworkers ask you for a ride home

 

[Crayola Coyote]

White co workers complaining to me how they do not get any attention/automatic respect/entilment from the Haitian co workers, cause they think I'm one of the "safe" black people they can vent their white supremacy nonsense to n think I will agree with them. ( I'm also not Haitian, but I am black, I also look out for my own) I do not say much to whites, just listen to what they have to say like I'm Doctor Phil. As they are venting I'm saying to myself .. "nikka.. Why are you telling me this? Go bytch to the Haitian people not me.. I do my job X go home. Not here to make friends" ( as smile to their face like a devil listening to them) but little do they know, I do not trust white people, and I tell every one who is haitian at my job to watch out for the white co workers that they are plotting on them. they pretty much ignore them and do their job and it gets the whites heated and depressed. Lol

 

[Dak Pickscott]

I hate when they try to get to know me. Matter of fact, don't even speak to me.
No, it's not a good morning.
No, I don't want lunch.
No, I did not watch 'Dancing With the Stars' last night.
No, I am not hanging out after work for drinks.

I'm muhfuggin tied.

My co-workers don't even know I'm divorced yet. They inquire about my husband's well-being daily, and I lie to their ugly little pinched faces. These cacs are nosey as hell and it's not genuine concern.

Money good, though

 

[Dak Pickscott]

My supervisor at work did this exact thing two years ago on my first day trying to spark up conversation talking about the university I went to I'm like. But I have had to c00n it up. and be friendly.

 

[Dak Pickscott]

When coworkers ask you for a ride home

 

[Cynical Thoughts]

Come and sit right next to you(less than a foot away) when your eating lunch. Then starts staring at your food asking you about it.

Chinese food huh? What you got to drink? Then hinting that you should offering him some.

Or forcing you take their homemade food.

 

[*crackSTAR*]

Fat people breathe too loud.. Fukk it drives me crazy when its quiet and I don't got my headphones on..

 

[BrothaZay]

One thing I did hate before I quit was every day at lunch the same co worker, who sat at my table would always look over at my food. And talk about it like "damn nikka u stay eatin" or "why u aint bring me one" then he would be on the phone like "nun, my co worker bought a big ass sandwich and aint offer me nun, wat is dat, look like he got chiccen, sauage, some mushrooms in there, cheese.."

Im like fam

 

[BrothaZay]

Now I'm a lot better so I'm working towards that now, this call center is where you go when you went to jail/had kids mad early so your dreams can die.

How do i get a job there

 

[Sccit]

MUFUCCAZ BE JACKIN ALL THE PENS YO

 

[Sccit]

One of my coworkers ask me daily if I think she should get her boyfriend that's in jail name tattooed on her. Mind you the dude onlyu started fukking with her after he got locked up.

U SHOULDA SAID "OF COURSE"

 

[RealCrownHeights]

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

at an old job, people would clock me out while i was still working.
at the end of the week i'd be missing half my check...

shyt was hysterical.

 

[Splash]

Personal space, I have one particularly bad case at the moment
There was one girl that I spotted when I first landed
I spoke to her in passing for a while because she works in the downstairs office I just holla from the door, don't enter just quick talk with all the people in there
One day she comes up to my office just to chill on her lunch break
She wheels up a chair extra close

This bytch hit me with the damn dragon breath brehs FOS-RO-fukkING-DA
Smoke, coffee and death, it was soooooo fukking bad fam

Come to find out she has no concept of personal space and she wanna talk all the damn time

Fun fact, this chick married and divorced now