That's literaly the only funny part of this sordid affair. Why? Because human beings tend to find humor in all manners of the genitalia. Whether discussing big ones, small ones, soft and squishy ones, hard and tender ones, round ones, long ones, males ones, female ones (and others in-between somewhere

), pleasant ones, ugly ones, ones with blemishes, pristine ones, lifted ones, saggy ones, real ones, fake ones, nourishing ones, deadly ones, healthy ones, or injured ones, one thing holds true:
Human beings can always find a good chuckle in all things genitalia.
The grundles.
Mama Milkeys.
The family jewels.
Andrew Taint.
Vuh-jy-nuh
And of course, without further delay...
Penis.
Genitalia was funny to ancient civilizations, and is funny to modern civilization. It was funny when Bills Mafia threw a dildo onto the field, it was funny when Charley Baileygates became Hank in the middle of the night and ass-blasted himself instead of Irene to the absolutely disgusted chagrin of Charley upon notifaction of his diabolical acts of self-abuse in the morning, and it was funny when Bart Simpson replaced George Plimpton's tennis racket with a rubber phallus.
See how much material popular arts and culture gets out of taking the piss out of genitalia? (Pun completely intended.

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And that is the end of my Ted Talk. Thank you for coming out and showing your support. You all are far too kind. Far too kind.