Another Friend Zone Assassination

[timothy_strickland]

 

[Crayola Coyote]

This is true.

A friend of mines a long time ago tried to make inroads with a female he liked by going the "late night pillow chats and chocolates" route..During these quiet storm convos, she omitted the fact that she was getting dug out by another acquaintance of ours on the daily. He didn't get hit with reality until she just stopped talking to him, just utterly cut him off, this nikka was so destroyed that he went over to her place to find out what the deal was. She plainly told him that she had gotten serious with someone (our friend) and didn't think it was appropriate to keep talking like they were..nikka's soul was snatched but still didn't know that our classmate was the dude she was with.

We all chillin' on campus and I guess they he had arranged for her to meet him with me and my boy present..MY GOD...she saw all three of us and you can see her miss a step when she saw us, this broad was moving a mile a minute approaching. Both of these dudes smiling because they each think that she's approaching to talk to them...she hugs our acquaintance and then tried to dodge his kiss but I, mean, it was apparent by the touching and rubbing at that point. My nikka didn't say nothing but hauled off and chin checked the fukk out of our acquaintance...nikka's chin went north, south, east and west. Broad is screaming and shyt, I'm telling her to shut the fukk up and these nikkas shootin the ones right there in the campus courtyard. Needless to say, friendship statuses changed after that.

Good. He should have chin checked her for leading him on. Women like that are scum bags. She knew he liked her so she used him.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Never ever ever ever ever be friends with a broad. Ever. Ever.

Unless she's unattractive.

But even then. No. Just no. You want to know what friendship is with a male? Playing basketball. Getting drunk. Talking shop. And eating wings at the bar. Wanna know what friendship is with a female? Talking about feelings. Or really...just her going on and on and on about her feelings while you listen. Grow some balls man. You're basically her boyfriend at that point, except you're not getting your dikk sucked. She's getting everything out of the relationship at that point whereas you get nothing. To be even more foul about it....the guy that's fukkING HER LOVES YOU because he gets to fukk her six ways from Sunday and don't gotta listen to none of her conversations because she's tired out from all the talking she did with you and just wants to fukk

I tried getting with a chick that was my "friend" she told me she was not attracted to me. Later on she calls my dad and ask him why I don't get the hint that she wants to date me. What kind of garbage is that.

 

[ORDER_66]

I tried getting with a chick that was my "friend" she told me she was not attracted to me. Later on she calls my dad and ask him why I don't get the hint that she wants to date me. What kind of garbage is that.

that bytch sounds like she has multiple personalities.... Sounds like she wants you to kiss her ass and grovel at her feet. fukk that..

 

[Crayola Coyote]

that bytch sounds like she has multiple personalities.... Sounds like she wants you to kiss her ass and grovel at her feet. fukk that..

You speaking of nutty. For my birthday I wanted a pair of Jordan 7 "Hare" she bought me a real rabbit instead....

 

[Chubbs]

You speaking of nutty. For my birthday I wanted a pair of Jordan 7 "Hare" she bought me a real rabbit instead....

Now you’re trolling

 

[The M.I.C.]

I tried getting with a chick that was my "friend" she told me she was not attracted to me. Later on she calls my dad and ask him why I don't get the hint that she wants to date me. What kind of garbage is that.

The heat...THE FIRE...that would emanate from my body on hearing that from my father would be unbelievable. Some of these dumb ass women really don't understand boundaries..that's a serious violation.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Now you’re trolling

No.. I'm dead ass serious. She bought me a rabbit from Pets Mart.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

The heat...THE FIRE...that would emanate from my body on hearing that from my father would be unbelievable. Some of these dumb ass women really don't understand boundaries..that's a serious violation.

Breh! My dad told me not to ask her when I see her about her calling him up. Even Her mom asked me why I never asked her out. Now I see her actions as she is disrespectful towards the men she date. Cacs have no bounds.

 

[Black Nate Grey]

I tried getting with a chick that was my "friend" she told me she was not attracted to me. Later on she calls my dad and ask him why I don't get the hint that she wants to date me. What kind of garbage is that.

The fukk kind of shyt is this?