Hah, I remember now what turned me off to single moms when I was dating.
Back in the Bx...Boston Road....1995
Used to go down to Mulally Skate Park near Yankee stadium to skate and shoot the shyt with other skaters.
Met this white boy and his skinny asian girlfriend there one day. They were mad cool and from Ohio, so we went down to manhattan and I showed them the hot skating spots. After we were done, they said they were heading home to the Bronx and what would be the best train to take. I asked them where they stayed and when they told me I was shocked cause I lived like 5 blocks from them! So we went home together and I went with them to their place.
Turns out they were renting a room from this middle aged white hippie chick with 2 kids.
Came in the front door with the two skaters and what comes running around the corner....Two melt rugrats.
So I'm already thinking this is some "We are the world" fukkin household.
Sure enough, the other roommate and her baby daddy (black skater dude with dreds) come around to the living room where me and the other two skaters are sitting. Now, the other roommate hippie chick was built like a lil boy up top....when I say no t*ts...I mean NO t*ts...fukkin FLAT AS A WALL!!! But when she turned around....
She had the phattest little bubble on her. Lemme find a comparison pic...
Like that...a Jenna Von Oy booty....small, tight and PLUMP!!
Her old boy stepped to the bathroom after talking with the two skaters I met. So I took the opportunity to sneak a peek at that booty but
she caught me looking. At first I was wondering if she was gonna play miss-bytch and act stupid but she gave me the
So I knew it was GOOD TO GO!!!
Aight...so lemme fast forward past two days of kickin it to this chick to fukk her.
Two days later, It's friday....I'm chillin at her place with her and her two kids while the other two skaters are out. Her baby daddy had gone back to Ohio the day before for some skate competition shyt so I had her to myself....besides her two rugrats being there.
So the evening goes on...it's like 1130 and i'm watching tv with her in the livingroom gettin close, tickling and cuddling up, massaging her and shyt. So she gives me that look and I know....it's time.
So I start kissin on her neck and pullin her shirt out her pants and over her head...look down the front of her chest...NO t*ts...just these huuuuuge fukkin nipples like fukkin thumbs!
fukk it...never had that before....so I move down and start suckin em while I'm rubbin on her p*ssy thru her jeans.
Unbutton, unzip....slide them shyts off...Get my shyt out...shes strokin it...feelin it good...I'm gettin my shoes and pants off while she plays with it...fishin for the condom...
She gets up on the end of the couch facing the livingroom window on some exhibitionist shyt and I'm thinking to myself..."ain't her next door neighbors gonna see me fukkin her?"
But then I thought "This ain't my neighborhood...fukk it."
I slide into that tight little p*ssy and this woman lets out a moan that sounded like it came from the depths of her soul...like I released something she needed for the longest time...some salvation level shyt.
So I'm behind her, commanding those hips and knockin the hellfire outta that p*ssy when I hear little footsteps behind me...
"Mommy...are you allright?"
"Mommy...Are you crying? Mommy...are you okay?"
When I tell you my shyt went soft immediately I shyt you not.
She jumps up and grabs the kid and puts her back to bed and runs out back to me to keep going.
So I'm playin with her gettin back into it and sliiiiiide back in that hot pocket.
We mustve been about 5 minutes into it when it got rough...both of us going at it like wild animals, sweat everywhere, scratch marks, pulling hair, slam sex...both about to bust...her telling me don't stop...me goin all in...
"Mommy...are you okay?"
"What are you doing mommy?"
"Mommy...where's Daddy? i'm scared"
This little fukkin cockblocking melted shyt...I coulda killed that kid right there in that moment.
She jumps up to put the kid BACK to bed a second time.
But by this time we both decided to call it quits before both the rugrats woke up next time...and the oldest on was old enough to know what was going on.
Had to go finish in the bathroom so I didn't murk the first person that said some off the cuff shyt to me on the way home.
I never had a fukkin kid cause me blue balls before or ever since.
That was the day I learned why you never fukk with single moms...
fukkin kids...
..........get off line and go to the mall, plenty of opportunities there for you to meet a woman.........or are you to scared to actually approach one?
Tell that story fam
