Another Slaughtered Simp

[TRUEST]

Today
Guy:Lol oh aight what's good
I met you awhile back
Girl: N.m relaxing... when was this?
Guy: I don't remember word up lol as funny as it sounds
Girl: Oo.k
Guy: It'll cum to me Wuts up doe
Girl: Ok
Guy: How u been
Girl: N.m relaxing..I'm good
Guy: Dats wuts good ..U got a man
Girl: No
Guy: Forreal
I'm surprised to hear dat 
I thought you'd be wifed up
12:14am
Girl: Not now
12:17am
Guy: You taking to anyone
Talking*
Girl: Yes n no
Guy: I'm confused
Lol
Girl: Don't worry bout it
Guy: Dam my bad
I'm sayin when can I take u out
Girl: I'm not interested
Guy: Dam forreal
Girl: Yes
Guy: Why is dat
Girl: I'm not required to explain myself, I'm just not
Guy: What can I do to change your mind
Girl: Nothing
Guy: Just give a nikka a chance
Girl: I am...its jus not u
Guy: So what is it then
Girl: Ughh... cant I just NOT be interested?
Guy: Yes u can but there's always a reason
Just be real ima big boy
Girl: Imma be nice n say please just stop
Guy: But I just want to take you out
Girl: That's ok..no need to..thanks for the offer but I'm good
Guy: You on sum bullshyt
Girl: ok g'night
Guy: You have a fukkin horrible one
Girl: lol
Guy: See If I can make you laugh then I know id give u a hella of a time
Girl: no i find it funny how you can't handle rejection. goodnight
Guy: Well I find it funny how you can be a stupid bytch
Girl: lol see? ...boy did i miss out on something amazing smh
Guy: You did
I'm the best thing you would've had

Whoever you talking to don't look better den me or kould fukk wit me

You guys really need to stop this simp behaviour.

 

[Crakface]

Why stop? Fear of some internet nerd reading your texts. Not demotivating the simp gene.

 

[TRUEST]

Why stop? Fear of some internet nerd reading your texts. Not demotivating the simp gene.

thats a post some girl put up on facebook. the greatest Truest never simps. u should know this.

 

[Sierra Mist]

I don't get the point in simping online anyway.

 

[Crakface]

thats a post some girl put up on facebook. the greatest Truest never simps. u should know this.

I was saying you being a nerd criticizing simp texts on the internet isnt enough to stop the simp gene. When men are alone, parched from a lack of contact with a woman they like, thirst will take over because when the writings on the wall, what do you have to lose. Clearly hurdling over dignity is not an issue here.

 

[Jahmal]

Simps make it so easy for azzholes like myself. They simp, wine and dine these hoes just to get a kiss on the cheek and a friendly hug. These hoes come over my place for that D after they finish getting a free dinner. Keep simpin brehs!

 

[TRUEST]

I was saying you being a nerd criticizing simp texts on the internet isnt enough to stop the simp gene. When men are alone, parched from a lack of contact with a woman they like, thirst will take over because when the writings on the wall, what do you have to lose. Clearly hurdling over dignity is not an issue here.

go take a nap kid

 

[TRUEST]

Simps make it so easy for azzholes like myself. They simp, wine and dine these hoes just to get a kiss on the cheek and a friendly hug. These hoes come over my place for that D after they finish getting a free dinner. Keep simpin brehs!

this is true. some guys will just never underrstand this.

 

[cleanface coney]

he fukked up cuz he got mad

 

[Non Sequitur]

She straight up said, "I'm not interested" three texts in. Why keep going at that point?

 

[Banned Account12]

"Whoever you talking to don't look better den me or kould fukk wit me"



the exact definition of a salty ass nikka

gatdamn

 

[Fmju]

he shoulda just quit after she said she not interested.

fukk him though. Simps never win

 

[PopOnCloud9]

From a dude who simps a lot and had to learn the hard way recently, just don't hit a woman up..... if she's interested she'll find a way to hit you up or only hit you up when she's bored. Otherwise just keep it moving life is too short to get emotional over potential p*ssy playing games.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

i don't understand why he was trying so hard. no random girl is worth that amount of effort...

 

[DarlingNikki]

It's funny because this is how conversations go in person as well.