Answer your door and get called N166a by the solar salesman houston breh.

[Born2BKing]

That brotha must have been giving off some serious nikka vibrations. White breh couldn't even hold it in.

 

[drederick tatum]

"Have a good day wetback"

Is what I'd want to say, but it would hurt him more if I just went back inside and showed ZERO emotion

u p*ssy

 

[drederick tatum]

I said I had every intention of giving them the peace sign then driving off but instead (again I’m not joking) I accidentally gave them the finger…

In the circular chaos of your, @Uachet 's, @Umoja 's, and @Th3Birdman 's argument, this gem was overlooked. What year was this that, at the end of a chat at a stoplight, you were about to chuck deuces before driving off? There better had been an airbrushed Looney Toons towel coat and some Cross Colors involved. I don't know why, but this is cracking me up

 

[FeverPitch2]

Speedy said the entire word. Down to the s to make it plural.

"Fernando, why don't you wait right there while I go in the house and get something."

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

*phone rings*

“Mr. Johnson…I did it again”

 

[old pig]

What year was this that, at the end of a chat at a stoplight, you were about to chuck deuces before driving off? There better had been an airbrushed Looney Toons towel coat and some Cross Colors involved. I don't know why, but this is cracking me up

more than likely mid-2000s…my car at the time was still new…so probably 2004-2005

 

[drederick tatum]

more than likely mid-2000s…my car at the time was still new…so probably 2004-2005

Two fingers in the air like a player, four finger ring make the honeydips stare

 

[paperbag]

That brotha must have been giving off some serious nikka vibrations. White breh couldn't even hold it in.

He didn't say nikka, he said ni99er, so your sentence should read


That brotha must have been giving off some serious NIĞĞER vibrations. White breh couldn't even hold it in.


Does your explanation still sound amusing?
A man was minding his business, at his own home, but he had "nikka vibrations"? What's wrong with you?

 

[Geek Nasty]

Did you respond to the salesman like, "Oh really, which house? "


Salesman would be like

I did that out of curiosity the first time I heard that dude started juelzing. Took my neighbor explaining wtf was going on.

 

[JayStarwind]

I'm more surprised breh greeted him outside like that. If it's it not friends, fam, or my neighbors I'm not opening my door for anyone.

 

[White City Black]

*phone rings*

“Mr. Johnson…I did it again”

Even if Fernando gets canned, the boss would probably be on some ol’ “I don’t really fire ya but, we’ll, you know how it goes” Not even giving a damn about the action itself

 

[The Phoenix]

He didn't say nikka, he said ni99er, so your sentence should read


That brotha must have been giving off some serious NIĞĞER vibrations. White breh couldn't even hold it in.


Does your explanation still sound amusing?
A man was minding his business, at his own home, but he had "nikka vibrations"? What's wrong with you?

Oh no.....are you offended? You'll get over it. Just chuckle at the absurdity of it and move on. It ain't that deep.

 

[IWasntMadeToPlayTheSon]

Lol

 

[DatBoiHawk]

Ole boy was like at the end knowing he about to lose his job

 

[MaxPain]

That was on his subconscious.


Honestly…..I wouldnt be mad if breh smacked the teeth out his mouth but I think him getting exposes & his job taken is even more satisfying to watch