Any brehs with successful milf stories? ?

Xthough

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met a milf on my bday (last friday) :lolbron:. I was talking about milfs & cougars on my whole lunch break with my coworkers n whatnot.. Then after work, my homie invited me to a happy hour for a couple drinks. With same prosperity for ya'll :blessed:
 
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Shortly out of college I was a freshed faced intern at a business firm. All my coworkers were cacs outside of a couple cool Asian dudes, so I really didn't chill with them outside of a couple bar trips here or there. At one I ran into a milf who was clearly eying me, I bought her a drink and went to work. Got the number without problem.

Few days later she called me up and wanted to have dinner. I was kinda hesitant since it was so clear she was at least 20 years older than me, and I didn't want to be THAT black guy seen at a restaurant with a white chick. But I caved and went. We went to some nice place and had a good time, I thought it was just a friendly one-time dinner until she whispered "I want you to fukk me at my place. Let's go."
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Went to her place, really nice condo. Had some beer (lol) and then she started undressing. I almost came in my pants. :mjcry:

I'm used to sex starting with a chick taking my dikk out and either starting a HJ or BJ. But she whipped it out, gave it a look (I'm of decent size...not huge but not average) then said to me "how about you eat my p*ssy first." I had only done it once so I gave her some struggle licks and could tell she wasn't feeling it too much so I started fingering her and that worked better.

Put my dikk in there and :mjcry:

fukked a couple times that night. Saw her a few more times for awhile until she said she was moving. We spent a weekend at my place, and I woke up late one night and she was crying. I asked what was up and she said she was 52, not 42. I was like :dwillhuh:

She said she knew she was a few years away from being too old for young guys, and too wild to settle down for some boring old dude. I'm always on a no simping no feelings crusade but damn...that shyt had me feeling bad. She left that Monday. We talked a bit online for a few months but then she cut contact.

I get kinda depressed thinking about it. It was nearly a decade ago, so she's probably in her 60s or close to it by now...
 
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When I was 14 I took my little brother trick or treating with me and this one woman had a daughter my age and was handing out candy in a witch costume... Dam she was fine. Went to her house 4 times that night but nothing came out of it :sadbron:
 

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About 5yrs ago I befriended a 48yr old divorcé I met on CL(I was 29 at the time). Not necessarily a MILF but she had a nice slim body. We texted literally every day for 3 months about random ish. She would always curb my flirting telling me that there's a young woman out there waiting for a man like me. One night she emailed me out the blue said she was lonely and needed some company. I went over there with intensions on being a respectful friend and we started watching a movie on Netflix. Half way through the movie I asked her "would u accept or decline if I made a move on u". She kinda smiled, took at least a full awkward ass minute and then said "accept". We proceeded to have awkward sex on her coach. It was aight, nice n tight but the best part was her sweet natural smell. Lawd I could still smell her on me when I got home, didn't even want to take a shower brehs. Of course the next day she told me that she didn't want to go there again
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we still email every now and then
 

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About 5yrs ago I befriended a 48yr old divorcé I met on CL(I was 29 at the time). Not necessarily a MILF but she had a nice slim body. We texted literally every day for 3 months about random ish. She would always curb my flirting telling me that there's a young woman out there waiting for a man like me. One night she emailed me out the blue said she was lonely and needed some company. I went over there with intensions on being a respectful friend and we started watching a movie on Netflix. Half way through the movie I asked her "would u accept or decline if I made a move on u". She kinda smiled, took at least a full awkward ass minute and then said "accept". We proceeded to have awkward sex on her coach. It was aight, nice n tight but the best part was her sweet natural smell. Lawd I could still smell her on me when I got home, didn't even want to take a shower brehs. Of course the next day she told me that she didn't want to go there again
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we still email every now and then

:dahell::mjlol::bryan:
these coli nikkas man
 
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