I just woke up like 3 minutes ago, so I remember this shyt pretty vividly. I was driving down this random road that was supposedly parallel to my street(according to me in the dream). In front of me, there was a little dip in the road, and it caused this big van in front of me to absolutely flip like a crazy fukk. This motherfukker flipped like 10 times before landing upside down...in this empty house's driveway.
When I went up to the car, there's this somewhat attractive looking girl in the drivers seat. She has on a heavy duty seatbelt thing on. Like she's.retarded or something. I'm thinkin why the fukk was she driving. Strapped ont he front bumper in another seat was this old man who I can only assume was her grandfather. 2 other oldies were in the car with her. I like...dunno how but I keep trying to call 911 and they keep asking me for my credit card number before they show. I was gettin so heated brehs.
So I get back and they're all...somehow transported into this house. And this retarded chick is like...sexy as fukk now
She's worried and shyt and is tellin me I have to help her. I'm wonderin how nobody else saw the accident. But I had bigger priorities
So I decide I'm gonna drive over to the hospital to get an ambulance. Yeah.
I go outside, and what the fukk. There's all these cop cars and EPA guys in those hazmat suits and theres these barrels on the side of the driveway and stuff with radioactive signs on it. But more importantly, they towed my car to get their big truck on the driveway. I ask whose in charge, and they point in in the direction of this nikka, who I"m pretty sure was Daniels from The Wire.
What goes on from here is pretty much exactly like a Phoenix Wright game. I'm trying to present him with evidence that the car crash really happened and for some reason he's asking random questions about the city's history and shyt. Like aldermen and shyt.
Apparently I answer a bunch of shyt wrong, and he goes on a monologue and just roasts me. I am salty as fukk, and hop into a random cop car. Then I hit a bunch of motherfukkers, and start getting in too deep with them nikkas chasing me, and at that point I realize...."Uh....the fukk is going on" n wake myself up
Pretty intense one
When I went up to the car, there's this somewhat attractive looking girl in the drivers seat. She has on a heavy duty seatbelt thing on. Like she's.retarded or something. I'm thinkin why the fukk was she driving. Strapped ont he front bumper in another seat was this old man who I can only assume was her grandfather. 2 other oldies were in the car with her. I like...dunno how but I keep trying to call 911 and they keep asking me for my credit card number before they show. I was gettin so heated brehs.
So I get back and they're all...somehow transported into this house. And this retarded chick is like...sexy as fukk now
She's worried and shyt and is tellin me I have to help her. I'm wonderin how nobody else saw the accident. But I had bigger priorities
So I decide I'm gonna drive over to the hospital to get an ambulance. Yeah.
I go outside, and what the fukk. There's all these cop cars and EPA guys in those hazmat suits and theres these barrels on the side of the driveway and stuff with radioactive signs on it. But more importantly, they towed my car to get their big truck on the driveway. I ask whose in charge, and they point in in the direction of this nikka, who I"m pretty sure was Daniels from The Wire.
What goes on from here is pretty much exactly like a Phoenix Wright game. I'm trying to present him with evidence that the car crash really happened and for some reason he's asking random questions about the city's history and shyt. Like aldermen and shyt.
Apparently I answer a bunch of shyt wrong, and he goes on a monologue and just roasts me. I am salty as fukk, and hop into a random cop car. Then I hit a bunch of motherfukkers, and start getting in too deep with them nikkas chasing me, and at that point I realize...."Uh....the fukk is going on" n wake myself up
Pretty intense one
, i'm outta here, soon as i step out the door I'm on a Cruise Ship 
. It was a project cruise ship brehs 
. So i'm walking around the deck and i'm the only person on the ship and i look back and the building with the bums is part of the ship. The ocean was clear blue but the swimming pool on the ship is all pissy dirty. Walk into the casino and it looks like a scene from The Walking Dead.