Any of U ever get Liquor Dikk?

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Has happened to me before








Was not drinking

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Happened to me like 4 months ago I had the crib to myself she got here like 2am I've been drinkin all night. I could t get it up at all it was like my dikk was soft Pasta we finally gave up. She was like it happens shyt crushed my soul and she drove like 35 mins to see me

you doing giving a fukk about these hoes distance and time? She should have just been honored to be in your crib. Knowing you she was probably pasty and fat, fukk her feelings.

 

[havoc00]

you doing giving a fukk about these hoes distance and time? She should have just been honored to be in your crib. Knowing you she was probably pasty and fat, fukk her feelings.

I like to keep my rep that my dikk game is good lol but yes she was fat very fat almost 300lbs no lie. This is her

 

[ROBEEZYKILLA]

that dont happen if you lift weights

 

[ROBEEZYKILLA]

I like to keep my rep that my dikk game is good lol but yes she was fat very fat almost 300lbs no lie. This is her

i couldn't get hard to that thing even if i was sober

 

[acri1]

It's happened to me before. Even made a thread about it on .

Not fun.

 

[havoc00]

i couldn't get hard to that thing even if i was sober

her gut was

 

[JerkPork]

It happened to me with this BBW I work with. I don't talk to her anymore. I wish she would say something

 

[ROBEEZYKILLA]

her gut was

 

[theGoldmangod]

Goes the other way for me, esp when i was in college. My shyt would stay hard no matter what and I couldnt bust. Women actually get really insecure about that too. My gf would be like "oh my p*ssy don't feel good". Meanwhile I wanted to get that shyt over with my damn self.

It don't happen now unless I get absolutely thrashed. That's why my wife avoids the hell out of me when I come back from a job party (always top shelf and open bar)

Me: hey baby I'm home
She: Negro you better not come over here with that 2 hour ass dikk

 

[innocentdevil]

Ladies, please drop some stories cuz theres goin on outcheah

When my bf is drunk during intercourse he usually stays hard and lasts longer

 

[Mask and Da Glock]

^ahah at goldmangod


yeah like it's been said definitely the opposite effect, only thing that's ever stopped me from fukkin' was if I was too drunk and had to just pass out on the spot. Only drug that fukks with sex is oxy which is why I don't get meek mill sayin "i pop a perc and fukk yo bytch" naaaah you're chillin not fukking.

 

[semtex]

Yep plus the bytch was a 3/10

 

[Hollywood Co]

Liquor mostly keeps me from catching a nut but the one time it happened, it was with a chick that had the fattest ass I ever graced a bedroom with.

She had waiting for years to try me but when it came time to perform, my man showed half ready to play. I ain't gonna say it was nerves but my man couldn't stay up for more than a minute or two at time. Had me working extra hard just not for the sex to be extra wack. If it had not been for the fact both of us were drunk as hell, I would've felt worse. Plus she played it cool but needless to say we haven't heard from each other since.

 

[CashmereThoughts]

Its a thin line

A few shots of 80% proof can be the difference between a drunk beast mode HOF performance or that whiskey dikk that get yo number deleted

true. 2-3 strong drinks and I'm beating the lining off that p*ssy but hours of binge drinking and