Any of ya'll rock mattress pads for squirters?

[Wildin]

Its been getting more chilly so we've been havin sex under the blankets....

Havin to wash the fitted sheet 2-3 times per week

Havin 2 or 3 colored fitted sheets because if we are going to wash them and change them might as well have variety

fukkin wet spots that last 8+ hours

Thinkin oh if we roll up two bath towels and put them under you, it wont soak the bed

Squirt stains on the blanket, flat sheet, fitted sheet then the mattress

Luckily I have one of those silly ass shirt steamers (we call it the squirt steamer), it dont work for clothes but it steams the mattress and the stains come right out.

I found this worth every damn penny

it dont make noise and its soft like a cheap blanket. you could leave it on, but after your done. throw that shyt on the floor then

 

[Raye82]

You only have one set of sheets ? A towel would work as well.

 

[Remote]

Mattress pads are a good idea just in general, so your sweat doesn't seep through to the mattress...causing stains and potentially funky odors.

You don't have to buy one just for sex, breh.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

You're sure that ain't pee?

 

[At30wecashout]

A towel. Was lucky to discover two squirters One was EASY, just stroke slow and pretty much count to 20. The other only with hands, so it was hard ass work.

 

[Wildin]

You only have one set of sheets ? A towel would work as well.

2 sets, replace and alternate every sunday morning. If you dont wash and cycle out your sheets and pillow cases at least every 6 days or so your bound to get bed bugs and shyt. But being a not married single male and having more than 3 sets of sheets is . I technically live with my girl so im grandfathered, but if we break up she has to take a few sets, fukk i look like switchin colors and shyt on sheets and pillowcases for especially if a bytch aint there to see it?

 

[Wildin]

Mattress pads are a good idea just in general, so your sweat doesn't seep through to the mattress...causing stains and potentially funky odors.

You don't have to buy one just for sex, breh.

Your post made me realize I always had one until I was like 21 then I threw it out for some reason. I dont sweat in my sleep..I have the temp low enough to where the blanket is effective, so a nikka gotta be wrapped up like a caterpillar or the weed inside of a joint or blunt you know what im sayin?

 

[Remote]

Your post made me realize I always had one until I was like 21 then I threw it out for some reason. I dont sweat in my sleep..I have the temp low enough to where the blanket is effective, so a nikka gotta be wrapped up like a caterpillar or the weed inside of a joint or blunt you know what im sayin?

Is that Robert Griffin in your avi?

 

[Wildin]

You're sure that ain't pee?

Im not certain how anyone could ever be unsure. I mean anyone with doubts, probably doesnt know what theyre doing down there

 

[Wildin]

Is that Robert Griffin in your avi?

Yea hes dressed up as Ed from Goodburger

 

[Caca-faat]

Ive got one on my bed for exactly this purpose. Aint nutthin worse than moving and everybody can see squirt stains on your mattress.

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

I enjoy making girls squirt too, so I've had to throw away a couple mattresses cuz of this. I tried the mattress pad solution but it doesn't solve the problem cuz they are easy to soak through, and get musty after a few times, so I've had to throw away a few mattress pads too. The only solution i've found is to put a plastic bed sheet under the fitted sheet.