ThaEruditious
She luv it over here like Gold Watch.
Also, the girl was her cousin. Then she was saying some shyt about not wanting share me, yet she brought it up. I hate these bytches, brehs
Any stories about "downlow" women
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when I was living with my stupid ass ex, this weird ass downlow bull dyke we worked with came over.
This chick only let her inner lesbian out when she got smashed. She walks in with a 12 pack of Stella and had been drinking Margaritas all day. All of us were supposed to go out drinking and she comes up with this amazing plan:
My GF: I'm going to take a quick shower.
Bull: Oh, yeah I have a good idea let's just take a shower together.
Me:
GF:
Bull: or well I can wait whatever.
Chick was nuts. We all worked together and if she was a dude she would've been straight fired for sexual harrassment on other girls. Grabbing them, kissing on their necks, trying to put them in positions, she would've had her own #metoo movement against her. I was kinda heated/jealous because I can't be out there grabbing girls by the p*ssy and get away with it.
I saw her a while afterwards and she was being stupid so I said some slick shyt "ay, the only music she listen to is Young Ma."
She got focused real quick "what the hell is that supposed to mean?
This chick only let her inner lesbian out when she got smashed. She walks in with a 12 pack of Stella and had been drinking Margaritas all day. All of us were supposed to go out drinking and she comes up with this amazing plan:
My GF: I'm going to take a quick shower.
Bull: Oh, yeah I have a good idea let's just take a shower together.
Me:
GF:
Bull: or well I can wait whatever.
Chick was nuts. We all worked together and if she was a dude she would've been straight fired for sexual harrassment on other girls. Grabbing them, kissing on their necks, trying to put them in positions, she would've had her own #metoo movement against her. I was kinda heated/jealous because I can't be out there grabbing girls by the p*ssy and get away with it.
I saw her a while afterwards and she was being stupid so I said some slick shyt "ay, the only music she listen to is Young Ma."
She got focused real quick "what the hell is that supposed to mean?
ThaEruditious
She luv it over here like Gold Watch.
Ok, that story confuses me. Was the bull dyke takin dikk or not? You just explained how she was hitting on your girl, unless I read that wrong.
.. my god.. the Ls in this story
MrBillCollecta
All Star
Lying ass dikk tease ...
ThaEruditious
She luv it over here like Gold Watch.
She probably was. Til this day whenever we talk she still say she love me (and I roll my eyes cuz I know she lying).
MrBillCollecta
All Star
Has she ever let you hit?
ThaEruditious
She luv it over here like Gold Watch.
Bruh, I literally said I was fukking her in the sentence before the one you highlighted
I know "straight" girls that get more p*ssy than me
Usually as practice with their friends when their younger or going through a dry spell or break up
Women are phaggots b,they know it,and we know it
They be hella homophobic when it comes to dudes though
Not that I blame them
Usually as practice with their friends when their younger or going through a dry spell or break up
Women are phaggots b,they know it,and we know it
They be hella homophobic when it comes to dudes though
Not that I blame them
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Tiffrock
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Lol I'm from DC and live in Atlanta..they ain't DL
TOO many:
1) I used a keylogger on my PC on this chick i use to smash on the regular back in he day
found out she lived as a lesbian many moons ago
2) when i was a teenager i created a fake collegeclub account pretending to be a stud butch dyke
I DM'd about 9 or 10 females that I wanted to smash - ALL of them. were either down, or said "i got somebody but we can be friends"
3) countless stories i've been told by actual lesbians
all women are bi or lez, some act on it openly, some secretly and some don't at all - but all of them are attracted to each other
1) I used a keylogger on my PC on this chick i use to smash on the regular back in he day
found out she lived as a lesbian many moons ago
2) when i was a teenager i created a fake collegeclub account pretending to be a stud butch dyke
I DM'd about 9 or 10 females that I wanted to smash - ALL of them. were either down, or said "i got somebody but we can be friends"
3) countless stories i've been told by actual lesbians
all women are bi or lez, some act on it openly, some secretly and some don't at all - but all of them are attracted to each other
ThaEruditious
She luv it over here like Gold Watch.
Lol I'm in Augusta, I'm staying here where it's safe
all facts. I've gotten into this debate so many times in my life but I've never lost it
janelle monae just came out of the closet and the worlds reaction:
let Trey Songz come out as bisexual and do a music video kissing down another man
it's not shockingt because deep down we know they're all into each other
I just remembered this one I don't tell it b/c it's so unbelievable and crazy:
I use to go to a small HBCU in Alabama - i won't say the name but it was nicknamed "the bottle"
there was 3 dorms when i was there they made a U shape; 2 on the side and one in the middle - the dorm in the middle was the all female dorm
every day you saw the manliest stud dykes pull up from ALL OVER ALABAMA going into that dorm:
we saw chicks that had boyfriends getting in those chicks cars...this was every single night, not just on the weekends.
it got so bad they had an assembly in the auditorium to discuss how rampant it was (christian school); the dorm was essentially a lesbian sex farm
thing about it is that unless you were one of the few students that stayed on campus, nobody knew. the internet was in its infancy then too
one of the rare instances that you got to see black womens "DL" culture just right there in your face
I use to go to a small HBCU in Alabama - i won't say the name but it was nicknamed "the bottle"
there was 3 dorms when i was there they made a U shape; 2 on the side and one in the middle - the dorm in the middle was the all female dorm
every day you saw the manliest stud dykes pull up from ALL OVER ALABAMA going into that dorm:
we saw chicks that had boyfriends getting in those chicks cars...this was every single night, not just on the weekends.
it got so bad they had an assembly in the auditorium to discuss how rampant it was (christian school); the dorm was essentially a lesbian sex farm
thing about it is that unless you were one of the few students that stayed on campus, nobody knew. the internet was in its infancy then too
one of the rare instances that you got to see black womens "DL" culture just right there in your face
She was most definitely lying.