Anybody else a Big Flirter

[MoonGoddess]

Unfortunately....

 

[The God Poster]

Want a protip? Be cold to bytches unless you wanna smash, then when you mildly nice to the ones you wanna smash they all "oh my god me loves me" haha. You can't just be flirting with any old bytch out here my dude

I'm just a generally cool guy. That's gonna be kinda hard

 

[GodsPerspective]

This guy gets it; I said cold, not mean. I be in the back of the party, never fighting for these hoes attention, not spittin at every single one like some of my boys, then when I swoop in finally just say "Hey what's up" shawty is already fully invested in the situation. Keeping to yourself an then only talking to one bytch has the same effect as talking to only that bytch all night an it's much easier. Also works on a larger scale like work or school. If you don't wanna fukk, don't ask about her pets or vacation or tell her she has nice shoes or any ol p*ssy ass friendly flirting, cause it desensitized girls to you spittin game, then when you finally kick some shyt at a girl she's like "wow he just really see something in me/wanna get to know me"

I like you (pause)

Put me on game breh. I cant help but smile and be nice to females cause that's how I was raised.
How do you not smile when they talk to you or laugh at their unfunny jokes?
shyt gets tiring

 

[roxxthe96er]

I'm just a generally cool guy. That's gonna be kinda hard

shyt becomes fun after a while, you start watching the simps gettin bytches warmed up over the course of weeks, sometimes months even, then you slide in and within two days you're in them walls.

 

[roxxthe96er]

I like you (pause)

Put me on game breh. I cant help but smile and be nice to females cause that's how I was raised.
How do you not smile when they talk to you or laugh at their unfunny jokes?
shyt gets tiring

It seems ruthless, but if you ain't gon smash, she basically gotta instantly turn into a homie. Anything that would be over the line with a male is over the line with them, if they say stupid shyt call them out, if you don't care about what they talking about tell them and start talking about sports. It's a level down from hard on hoes but it's close...

 

[GodsPerspective]

It seems ruthless, but if you ain't gon smash, she basically gotta instantly turn into a homie. Anything that would be over the line with a male is over the line with them, if they say stupid shyt call them out, if you don't care about what they talking about tell them and start talking about sports. It's a level down from hard on hoes but it's close...

shyt is gonna be hard for me breh.

Ill start today tho, Im gonna adopt this look with them hoes

 

[The 2020 New Member]

#clonewars gettin good

 

[roxxthe96er]

shyt is gonna be hard for me breh.

Ill start today tho, Im gonna adopt this look with them hoes

Then after being like that, making that be you're personality and what you're know as, you pick ONE and only one and you spoil her for like a week an she'll act like you've been doing it for years and like she knows everything about you because you're "just suuuuuuuch an open book with her" ahaha these hoes really ain't shyt. But another protip is never wife a bytch who falls for this stupid shyt, I'm actually with my current girl because she CALLED ME OUT on what I was tryna do hahaha

 

[Broke Wave]

Anyone who isnt a sociopath flirts all the time

 

[GodsPerspective]

Then after being like that, making that be you're personality and what you're know as, you pick ONE and only one and you spoil her for like a week an she'll act like you've been doing it for years and like she knows everything about you because you're "just suuuuuuuch an open book with her" ahaha these hoes really ain't shyt. But another protip is never wife a bytch who falls for this stupid shyt, I'm actually with my current girl because she CALLED ME OUT on what I was tryna do hahaha

Noted... A young dude's gonna be coming to you for more advice.

Thanks breh

Ill let you know if this shyt works for me

 

[roxxthe96er]

Anyone who isnt a sociopath flirts all the time

This is true, I am a sociopath.


Edit: that sounds really sarcastic, it's not.

 

[Broke Wave]

This is true, I am a sociopath.


Edit: that sounds really sarcastic, it's not.

Are you born im 96? That would explain it

 

[roxxthe96er]

Are you born im 96? That would explain it

And I'm an only child

 

[Smokin Rider]

I'm naturally flirtatious with a lot of women even ones I'm not attracted too. Unfortunately that got me in trouble in college because some of these girls actually thought I liked them and was leading them on

 

[Broke Wave]

And I'm an only child

Ahh. Well my friend, think of compassion as not a moral adventure, but the natural and viceral reaction of one human animal to help another member of his species. Its what youve been programmed to do