Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
If your gonna cheat, this is by far the silliest reason to do so. Fire fights are never good in this situation. If it comes to a point she cheats and i find out. Imma smile keep it real cordial, obviously this isnt working for you, we need to part ways. I aint a perfect dude, but i know i treat whoever im with better than most cats. Thats her loss.
Ive been on both side of the fence, and getting into never ending argumets over this...Its a no win...
Success...its that shyt makes your soul burn slow...
Lol @ all the infidelity threads lately.
Ive been on both side of the fence, and getting into never ending argumets over this...Its a no win...
Success...its that shyt makes your soul burn slow...
Lol @ all the infidelity threads lately.
Never will I embrace my inner scumbag because that is something that I am not. I am simply a warrior in this game of love and I use cheating as a shield and armor against these evil whores. 

For this very reason, whenever I date a girl, I will cheat on her a couple of times just so I can have ammunition if I ever find out that I share her. Being 100% faithful to a girl and finding out that she has been getting her back blown out on the low is one of the worst feelings in life.
It's the type of shyt that makes your stomach drop to the bottom of your shoes and gives you that horrible tingly feeling in your chest where you can't even lay in bed without turning every couple of seconds.
Just saying these powerful words to her when she thinks she has the upper hand is like an instant cure for the pain: "Yea? Well I've been fukking so and so behind your back all this time!".
and then quickly to
is what Juan Manuel Marquez must have felt like when he knocked out Manny Pacquiao after losing all of those rounds.
People should really start getting on this. Insure your feelings, brehs - they're a lot more important than what she thinks and feels. 

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