Anybody else expecting a shyt Office Party Season?

[PortCityProphet]

Mine was 2 days ago. Food was on point..venue had live music and big ass disco ball going...i won a big ol box of like 6 wine bottles...it was a good time

Thought you were cutting? How you know what the food tasted like

 

[patscorpio]

Thought you were cutting? How you know what the food tasted like

its the holidays..and im off from the gym as of yesterday for 2 weeks..cutting between thanksgiving and new years is rare..fasting i will do since it will get rid of any bloating quick...the only thing i do as ive always said is maintenance bro.i..i just not try to lose total control haha

with that being said...the food was good

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

I'm going to one tonight. I was hoping to find advice about how to get laid at one of these things.

I'll update y'all tonight or tomorrow morning.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

We don’t even have one at my current job. I couldn’t even see them shelling out money for one.

 

[Ahadi]

I'm going to one tonight. I was hoping to find advice about how to get laid at one of these things.

I'll update y'all tonight or tomorrow morning.

You don’t lol.

Drink your club soda / lime or cranberry soda lime and plan your exit.

 

[Gloxina]

French restaurant. Maybe folks won’t get too drunk.

They probably will

 

[Tribal Outkast]

We are having one this year and I’m shocked. I’m just happy that we will even have one

 

[3rdWorld]

Office says they're broke so asked us to contribute.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

I experienced the height of office parties. Straight debauchery.

Now a lot of companies don’t want the liability.

I fukked the baddest bytch in my office after the Xmas party. We both got drunk and she followed me to a hotel. Bust a nut in that bytch and we never spoke about it again. Nobody ever knew.

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

So, as expected, mission failed

I made a couple of soft pivots from my main target to girls that were near me and I already knew.

But I really should've made a hard pivot and left that side entirely.

It was really only like 3 hours for me, since I came late.

Still it was pretty cool either way.

 

[BlackBall]

I experienced the height of office parties. Straight debauchery.

Now a lot of companies don’t want the liability.

I fukked the baddest bytch in my office after the Xmas party. We both got drunk and she followed me to a hotel. Bust a nut in that bytch and we never spoke about it again. Nobody ever knew.

Booze, smoking in the parking lot, cigarettes. We had it all

 

[Belize King]

It’s twenty of us here, all men, mostly CACs.

I might go but I doubt it. They normally have a nice spread.

This is my first year away from home since 2016. First one I’ll miss with our babies.

 

[scorpino]

Those office parties in the early 2000s were wild af. Why does it feel like back in the day even older people were willing to get fukked up. Now everyone seems so buttoned up. Society has definitely changed

 

[Givethanks]

I have a minimum of 4 office parties to go to that I don't want to. They also added December birthday's into the mix


I understand why this is good, some people live in toxic home environments or don't have anyone so it's good to have these events/celebration. It's also a good way to network.


But I rather spend work hours working because if I get behind, I can't use "but but but we had had at least one party/celebration every week" as an excuse. Also I rather spend my free time with my girl/family/friends/alone.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Booze, smoking in the parking lot, cigarettes. We had it all

Yup open bar!

Pre game at a coworkers crib.

A little weed.

White guys was doing coke.

The women would come thru looking sexy.

I remember one of my female supervisors got pass out drunk. They took her into a lounge and let her sleep that shyt off.