Is this the fukked up roommate thread?
Well freshmen year I came in the winter instead of fall so they threw me anywhere. Ended up with three awkward ass cacs. When people use to say cacs have a weird smell, I never knew what they were talking about. Until I moved in with them, shyt was awful. Anyway, the guy I roomed with was just an all around loser. Had a fat girlfriend who snored louder then anyone I've ever heard and was into the wackiest shyt. I was never there, always at my girl crib so I never had to deal with them.
My gf at the time and I didn't speak for about two weeks towards the end of the semester after a huge fight. One day she came to my dorm room to talk about what happen. Of course we hash it out, and are ready to do the no pants dance

but mr.creep life is in the room creeping. We take it to the bathroom, and start getting busy on the counter. I remember that thing being so wet

. Any who, I'm beating it out the frame when I hear a clicking noise, and she heard it too. I thought I locked it but it didn't shut all the way. We stop after a few more thrust, turn and see an eye ball looking through the crack. SO fukkING CREEPY. Already knew it was my roommate. I asked that weirdo wtf was he doing but he ran out the room.
We shake out as well and as we're leaving, the fire alarm goes off
And we see this fukk scurrying away from the area of a alarm with a evil smile on his face. I've never had anyone go to that extreme to cock block me. I'll never forget walking over the hill and looking back and seeing everyone emptying out mad as fukk.