Anybody else hate Tennis?

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I swear I've hated this shyt ever since I was a kid.

I hate the people who play it, they just aren't relatable at all.

I hate the people who announce it and commentate the games.

I hate the crowds who attend the events, seem exactly like the type of people I avoid in day-to-day life.

I hate the silence of the stadium and the random sounds people in the crowd make from time to time.

I hate the attire the players wear.

I hate the umpires and that fakkit ass perch they sit on. I also hate when players try to act tough and argue calls. You aint about to do shyt. If you not about to risk an ejection sit the fukk down.

I hate the all day traffic on the Long Island Expressway every year because of the fakkit ass US open.

I hate that Tennis is in full flux when basketball and football are in hibernation. I know that's not tennis' fault but it doesn't help. That recent nba lockout year was the worst. I met John Mcenroe when I was a kid, I remember he was cool. But fukk that I still hate it.

Yeah yeah yeah I know Tennis takes a lot of skill and stamina but so what. I do like the video games though. Virtua Tennis and Top spin on og xbox were my shyt.

Can somebody post some Tennis highlights that might change my mind? Actually fukk that, don't.
 

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I dont understand the purpose of this

if you hate tennis then why try to watch that shyt? there is so many things you can watch, so simple.

Do you stuff yourself with food at the table that you don't like? That's insanity my friend
 

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I dont understand the purpose of this

if you hate tennis then why try to watch that shyt? there is so many things you can watch, so simple.

Do you stuff yourself with food at the table that you don't like? That's insanity my friend

My moms is a tennis head I so was forced to watch it growing up cause in the summer it was on TV all day.

That Agassi/Samprass rivarly back in the day was mildly compelling but that's about the only positive thing I can say. I knew Tennis was a trash spectator sport when the grunting of Monica Seles was actually a topic of conversation.
 

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I don't hate tennis. But I don't particularly care for it.

I'll say this much: it seems weird that boring, elitist sports like tennis and golf are so popular in America, and rugby isn't. Rugby seems perfect for this country.
 
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Tennis raw af to watch live and incredibly difficult to be good at.

Not my fav sport and yea the fans are bougie but that's the same with golf and polo and shyt.

The game is dope tho.
 
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