got fired 3 times I believe.
one from the gap cuz I came in high as shyt. I was likeon that one
got fired from a company I was temping at doing contract work. that sucked, cuz my car was in the shop and I needed that money to get it fixed
got fired from comcast call center cuz I changed the admin passwords on my workstation so that the quality assurance couldn't monitor my calls or watch my screen. fukk a comcast. they even were ready to try to have me do the walk of shame. but that place fired folks so often, when they called me in the boss's office right as my shift started, I knew something was wrong, so I grabbed my shyt before hand, and dipped out the back door right where my car was so they couldn't walk me out like some kinda jerk with security.

So this is why you beat women now?
btw Did your wife divorce your punk ass yet?
can't you find something new to say? that shyt played out a long time ago....

Got fired from a blockbuster shop. We were running a train on the manager's 15 year old daughter in the back room. I couldn't get a hard on because her skin was so dark.

idc because i was a seasonal temp, but all my coworkers and supervisor were gassing me up like "Oh theyre not going to fire you theyll just make you fill out an accident report" WRONG! this white bytch jumped out her car like "You werent watching where you were going at all were you. Dont move stay right there" I just sat there like
Everybody was looking at me like
im kinda like
at that point. my supervisor couldnt believe it when i was being walked out to be driven to the front gate.

i worked for walmart once when i was in college, like freshman year, second semester. you could technically say i got fired but i reality i quit. the lady in charge made sure i understood i was fired but i was thinking to myself "i'm the one who chose not to show up to work that day, without an excuse. you think i was planning to stroll back up in there like normal like shyt ain't happen?" in fact, the only reason why i came back to the walmart was to get my check they owed me, not to ask for my job back. but i couldn't stand the job. third shift stocking. what's worse was that it was during the holiday season, i did black friday into valentine's day. not to mention, everyone working there seemed to be an african immigrant, an ex-con, or some old man...
Place was great to meet women. Also, those places have very high turnover so u get new people coming in all the time.
I think that was the first time I got thrown in the bushes
did it smart too. the register was never short...but one day an undercover was walking around and spotted me not punching items in the register. he know exactly what i was doing...even booked my little addition sheets in my pocket 
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