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OK. Let's see if I recall it right cause it happened almost 10 years ago now. I told this story on SOHH before.
Basically, the store I worked for, there was a lot of restaurants on the same street and I would have to deliver stuff to them everyday. I had like a little trolley, I dunno what they call em in the US but it was to put heavy boxes in it and roll em around and all that.
Anyway, I made a delivery and before going back to the store I sat down for a smoke. When I was smoking my cig, these 2 Irish gypsies showed up. Talked to them for a while and they told me how they smoked crack and were on benefits(welfare). Anyway, they had a big TV with them and asked if they could borrow the trolley to take the TV to their block that was nearby. So I said OK.
We got to their building and they went in with the trolley. I waited outside for them to come back. I waited for like 15 to 20 minutes and was like "sh!t, I'm gonna get in trouble with the boss for this" I was about to leave and one of them came out with the trolley. So I went back to the store and the delivery which shoulda taken 10 minutes tops to make took me over half an hour. So the guy fired me, there and then.
Also that same morning, the dumb f*ck boss parked his car next to the delivery van. I opened the van door and it put a dent in the side of his car. Then the trolley and taking so long to make the delivery was the last straw, so he fired me.