Anybody Ever Fukk A Milf?

[JP_614]

I keep trying to tell these brehs that the 30+ women is where it's at. Them young girls simply don't have the experience. They haven't learned all the tricks yet.

HELL YEA AND THE SOME FREAK TELLING A YOUNG nikka LIKE ME WHOS 21

HER: ITS OKAY DADDY YOU DONT HAVE TO PULL OUT IM DONE HAVE KIDS

ME: FOR REAL

HER: DO AS YOU PLEASE

ME:

 

[Wesley Pipes quotes]

i'll give you just one, that's all. and it'll be a normal one. hang on...

edit:

i should have said goofy one. but that's her...

btch looks like James Carville

 

[Panther]

^^^

 

[Jesus]

James C....

 

[L&HH]

Most times, milfs come on to you in lil roundabout, subtle ways.



You just have to be hip to their approach.They're a lot smoother than younger females.


My first milf was this 42 yr old sista.Met her while shopping at walmart.I noticed her because she was really curvy and voluptuous.Had a big round ass and some wide hips, but her waist line was itsy bitsy...tiny.


I could tell she was stuck in the 90's by looking at her hair and make up.Face wise, she was the spitting image of this...and was wearing a dress almost identical to this

Body wise, she reminded me of a thicker version of Sinnamon Love

Same exact skin tone and everything.They could be from the same tribe ]body wise, except she actually had wider hips and a smaller waist than sinnamon.I swear her bend over game looked like this

but with a lil more age spread.


Anyways.....Back to how she entrapped me.


I was passing through the same aisle she was in trying to get a closer look when she called out to me "Excuse me....I'm trying to reach that fan up their on the top shelf and you're a pretty tall guy, would you mind helping me out?"


I was like sure, no problem


After I helped her get the fan down, she started with more game:

" you seem like a nice young man...what are you doing later? I'm going to be making dinner around 5 today...you're invited to come over if you like"



Of course I went.Long story short, I got there at 5 and by 7 we was fukking...by 9, I was on round 3.



She even put on a dance show for me after dinner, before the fukking.Told me about how she was a stripper in the 90's....how she was the baddest bytch everywhere she went back in the day.Ironically, her stripper name was cinnamon.She was still limber ass fukk and could do the splits.Looking at her dance in that cherry red thong had me drooling like I was at the dentist.She was a Leo and liked to be in control.I just sat back and let her do her thing.she was reveling in those old stripper tales.


Till this day, the best back shots i ever threw meat at......head skills and she had that gushy stuff with the muscle control.Not bad for being 42 with 3 kids.That's why I don't believe that myth about the p*ssy going to waste when a woman has multiple children or gets up there in age.Those back shots had my knees buckling.I had to pull out and walk it off a few times.



Unfortunately, I had to stop fukking with her.I found out she was using some kind of chat line to sell p*ssy.It was one of those programs that you call up and talk to people on the phone.I guess she was propositioning dudes like "let's skip to the chase.you got 100 bucks and you can come hit this p*ssy right now"



It's wayyy more low key than walking on the corner or posting backpage ads....it damn near leaves no traces.


And yes, I strapped it up when i hit it

where is the subtly there? that seems as direct as she can possibly get w/o outright asking you to fukk...

 

[L&HH]

Farthest one on the left i was 21 she was 34 5 or 4 kids i forget with the oldest being 16 she stays 5 hours away from me so
I always had it in my mind I could play call of duty with the oldest and ask how
his moms is doing

 

[Banned Account12]

i'll give you just one, that's all. and it'll be a normal one. hang on...

edit:

i should have said goofy one. but that's her...

i would have kept that shyt to myself and took that one to the grave

 

[twan83]

Ive done a few but this one stood out the most though cuz

the mom wasn't nothing special she was 41 and i was 19. I met her back in the day on AOL CHATROOM she was filipino. So we meet up i saw her and was like oh well im here already mine as well blow her back out. So we do our thing and what not so a few days later she hit me up with a text.

talking about hey im not too good with this but i think im better off with a older guy talk she gave me i took as oh well guess my sex game that night failed me i was thinking oh well shyt HAPPENS i told her

she pulled a swerve talking bout no the sex wasnt the reason y but the main reason why was i want u to sleep with my daughter she was 19 also and cuz i hate her bf. im over here like are u serious.

Man she was so serious she gave me a DAMN KEY TO HER HOUSE AND TOLD ME HER DAUGHTER THEIR NOW DO YOUR THING IM SURE U CAN DO THE SAME FOR HER FOR ME
just say u are here to check on the house for her cuz alarm not working ur a friend of mine
So i go over there knock on door and do what she says and the daughter was NICE AS HELL im thinking she must get her looks on her DAD side not hers

anyways she was expecting me apparently cuz she said her mom told her i was coming over to check out house. So i do and i have a brief convo with her daughter and she offered me a drink and chill since no one home. We sit on couch and watch a movie and my DUMBASS WAS FALLING ASLEEP
so she wakes me up saying u must be tired and i said ya (thinking fukk i just lost my opportunity to smash)

I was wrong she took it as me playing hard to get and said before you go i want to talk to you bout something so she escorts me to her room and it was a wrap so i smash and leave and go home

the next morning the mom calls me and says THANK YOU and im like why cuz she said her daughter had a good talk with you and said u made her realize her BF AINT shyt.

And asked me for one more favor DONT CALL HER OR HER DAUGHTER NO MORE my services weren't needed no more but would put in a good word for anyone else needed help


never heard from them again but she did put in a good word though for someone else but thats another story for another day

 

[blackzeus]

Ive done a few but this one stood out the most though cuz

the mom wasn't nothing special she was 41 and i was 19. I met her back in the day on AOL CHATROOM she was filipino. So we meet up i saw her and was like oh well im here already mine as well blow her back out. So we do our thing and what not so a few days later she hit me up with a text.

talking about hey im not too good with this but i think im better off with a older guy talk she gave me i took as oh well guess my sex game that night failed me i was thinking oh well shyt HAPPENS i told her

she pulled a swerve talking bout no the sex wasnt the reason y but the main reason why was i want u to sleep with my daughter she was 19 also and cuz i hate her bf. im over here like are u serious.

Man she was so serious she gave me a DAMN KEY TO HER HOUSE AND TOLD ME HER DAUGHTER THEIR NOW DO YOUR THING IM SURE U CAN DO THE SAME FOR HER FOR ME
just say u are here to check on the house for her cuz alarm not working ur a friend of mine
So i go over there knock on door and do what she says and the daughter was NICE AS HELL im thinking she must get her looks on her DAD side not hers

anyways she was expecting me apparently cuz she said her mom told her i was coming over to check out house. So i do and i have a brief convo with her daughter and she offered me a drink and chill since no one home. We sit on couch and watch a movie and my DUMBASS WAS FALLING ASLEEP
so she wakes me up saying u must be tired and i said ya (thinking fukk i just lost my opportunity to smash)

I was wrong she took it as me playing hard to get and said before you go i want to talk to you bout something so she escorts me to her room and it was a wrap so i smash and leave and go home

the next morning the mom calls me and says THANK YOU and im like why cuz she said her daughter had a good talk with you and said u made her realize her BF AINT shyt.

And asked me for one more favor DONT CALL HER OR HER DAUGHTER NO MORE my services weren't needed no more but would put in a good word for anyone else needed help


never heard from them again but she did put in a good word though for someone else but thats another story for another day

I had a similar situation in Central America. I had a neighbor who was who kept tryin' to get at me. I hit it a few times, and that was it. She wasn't comin' over on the regular, so I though maybe she wasn't feelin' my d*ck game. then one day I come to the crib, and she's look at me from across the yard with face. She's like "I got someone I want you to meet". So she introduces me to her friend who just came back from vacation. This b*tch's body was literally a latina buffie the body. She had a face like Penelope Cruz though (:larry Unfortunately, we only made out, then I bounced like two days later, so I never got the chance to smash. but from that experience, I can tell you for sure, the highest compliment a girl can give you for your d*ck game is not words, but introducing you to other girls to f*ck

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Only got pictures of 2

43, thought she was in her 20s when I met her. She was cool as hell, even thought about wifing, but older women try try to treat you like a kid when you're a youngin.

Head was incredible, p*ssy stayed wet, I couldn't out fukk her if my life depended on it. Her libido was

Every once in a while I think about calling her up and seeing how she doing, but I'm trying not to be bout that dirt bag life no more. I wish her the best though, decent women for a nikka who could put up with her shyt.

Can't remember her name or age, in her 20s I'd guess. bytch was a stripper, mad annoying, but pretty as shyt. The bytch was broke as fukk. Top 5 the worst piece of ass I've ever had in my entire life. I ain't even nut. The bytch had the nerve to ask me if it was good when I just stopped. I hit her with the "What you think ?" put my clothes on, and dipped. She's one of those no good, bad luck, having bytches. You fukk with her, next thing you know you're dog get raped, and your pops gets put down for having rabies. Shorty told me she had 3 kids by like 3 different nikkas, kept getting robbed, didn't have a car, and nikkas kept breaking into her place. Her whole life was a giant 1 star neg rep

Pretty sure some simp came in with his cape and saved her though

 

[Art Barr]

i'll give you just one, that's all. and it'll be a normal one. hang on...

edit:

i should have said goofy one. but that's her...

phourtay my breh-thren,...

your female criticism privileges have been revoked, till further notice.


art barr

 

[BonafideDefacto]

One of my best friends baby mamas aunt when i was 21 she was 38. I used to tear that shyt up. She has a daughter thats like 20 now and is coo lookin...how crazy would it be if i were able to smash that too

Also the only married chick i smashed. White pawg that was like 40 when i was 26. Met her at a club in the valley. She had cheese, drove a s class. Took me shopping twice. Gotdayam i miss being a 'Sancho'

 

[dr. pill biden]

Once they hit 25, they're pretty much all DILFs

 

[BonafideDefacto]

Ive done a few but this one stood out the most though cuz

the mom wasn't nothing special she was 41 and i was 19. I met her back in the day on AOL CHATROOM she was filipino. So we meet up i saw her and was like oh well im here already mine as well blow her back out. So we do our thing and what not so a few days later she hit me up with a text.

talking about hey im not too good with this but i think im better off with a older guy talk she gave me i took as oh well guess my sex game that night failed me i was thinking oh well shyt HAPPENS i told her

she pulled a swerve talking bout no the sex wasnt the reason y but the main reason why was i want u to sleep with my daughter she was 19 also and cuz i hate her bf. im over here like are u serious.

Man she was so serious she gave me a DAMN KEY TO HER HOUSE AND TOLD ME HER DAUGHTER THEIR NOW DO YOUR THING IM SURE U CAN DO THE SAME FOR HER FOR ME
just say u are here to check on the house for her cuz alarm not working ur a friend of mine
So i go over there knock on door and do what she says and the daughter was NICE AS HELL im thinking she must get her looks on her DAD side not hers

anyways she was expecting me apparently cuz she said her mom told her i was coming over to check out house. So i do and i have a brief convo with her daughter and she offered me a drink and chill since no one home. We sit on couch and watch a movie and my DUMBASS WAS FALLING ASLEEP
so she wakes me up saying u must be tired and i said ya (thinking fukk i just lost my opportunity to smash)

I was wrong she took it as me playing hard to get and said before you go i want to talk to you bout something so she escorts me to her room and it was a wrap so i smash and leave and go home

the next morning the mom calls me and says THANK YOU and im like why cuz she said her daughter had a good talk with you and said u made her realize her BF AINT shyt.

And asked me for one more favor DONT CALL HER OR HER DAUGHTER NO MORE my services weren't needed no more but would put in a good word for anyone else needed help


never heard from them again but she did put in a good word though for someone else but thats another story for another day

My nygga if this story is true

Smashing a mom and a daughter is like a Full House compared to a 3some-Flush. Its pretty close in respect

 

[Greenhornet]

I got the baddest milf