Anybody ever have a friend that was way too pressed/thirsty?

[LoMax30]

Has it ever put a strain on your friendship? I know a cat, good hearted dude, but when we go out he's way too thirsty to meet chicks. He gets extra salty if we go out and we don't meet chicks. He'll go home almost pouting like a kid Then when he does meet a chick he wants to tell me all the extra details of his escapades. I'm looking like we in our 30's, you acting like you 21 and just getting laid for the first time. And it's like what you telling me all these wild details for? What you want, a gold star because you smashed a chick? Nowadays I don't really feel like kicking it with dude because he just brings a weird energy and I'm pretty chill.

Nothing wrong with going out and trying to make things happen but you can't be out here making everything depend on women.

 

[Justise M]

he probably looks up to you and just wants to impress you.

just tell him he ain't gotta lie to kick it, he ain't got to lie, he ain't got to lie

 

[Arithmetic]

 

[Dolla$]

One of my boys like that, just mad thirsty

 

[Address_Unknown]

Back in them Community College days we had a few brehs who always felt the need to point out that shyt's "Anti" or gay if women weren't involved. We lucky enough to get a car to drive about in? It's gay 'cause no chick is in the front. We chilling in the comp lab? It's gay 'cause it's a bunch of dudes. We playing videogames in the rec room? Bunch a batty boys, we ain't lookin' no wife(woman). These were the type of dudes that felt as if life wasn't worth living unless you spent that shyt chasing trim EVERY minute and what's even sadder is that these dudes had little to NO game and all the chicks worth chasing you already knew, so you could do that shyt at your leisure.

But we had this one dude and I swear to science he had problems. Dude would chase ANYTHING down. Big frumpy chicks? He'd holler. String bean looking barely legal chicks, he's all on it. There was this one chick who had mad razorbumps on her face from shaving incorrectly (God bless her) and he flirted HARD with her despite the fact that she wasn't the cutest, or in shape, nothing.

Dude got us in trouble at this strip club once. We was in there spending relatively big 'cause a Dinner party we had got cancelled so we had the money. Now we in the strip club on the couches, new girls in and they going HARD trying to get dances and we's the only ones buying drinks and slapping asses, so they all up on us. About 6 dudes, every lap got stripper ass in it, we feeling like kings then all we hear is one chick start screaming her head off then she bolts for the dressing room. Dj turns on the house lights and stops the music, and all we could see is dude with his pants around his fukking ankles and his dikk up in the air.

fakkit ass owner at the time used to get pissed if you hollered at the strippers (fukking 4'10" Danny Devito looking motherfukker) 'cause he felt like since he imported 'em he owned 'em, so he got security to make an "Example" out of us and throw us out by force. Wasn't no way I'm explaining to my mom that I got in 'trouble' in the strip club again so the minute them dudes came over I was

Dude was part of the crew, but he was such a fukking liability half the time with his irrational shyt.

 

[TheArchitect]

I am/was the opposite. I just had the inability to appease to the bullshyt immature/bird brained females brought; this gave me a rep as being "weird" , lame, etc. I just have a "different" experience with the opposite sex.

Although "deep down" I be like

 

[International Playa]

Better than having a shy anti social dude in your crew who cant talk to chicks. Worst wingman ever.....

 

[Saiyajin]

i dont trust people like that

 

[Malik1time]

Better than having a shy anti social dude in your crew who cant talk to chicks. Worst wingman ever.....

true

 

[LoMax30]

With my same friend we went on vacation a few years back to the beach. Earlier in the day we chillin on the beach and we meet a group of chicks and he ends up gets one girl's number So later that evening around 7 or so me and my mans chillin in the room and I get hungry and want to go eat. He's like ol girl is staying in the hotel across the street so I'm about to go see what's up He lost his room key earlier so I'm like, aight cool I'm gonna go eat, just come find me when you done. I go to eat at a sit down restaurant three blocks from the hotel. I'm sitting down eating and he texts me 30 minutes later "yo, I need the key to the room, shorty tryna get to get it cracking." I don't want to get up and leave my meal so I'm like "ok, I'm eating at XYZ restaurant on the corner of X and Y street, 2 blocks away, come by and get it". He's like cool. 5 minutes later he texts me like "I can't find the restaurant" so I text him back the address. He texts me 5 minutes later "I still can't find it, can't you come to where I'm at and give me the key?" Turns out dude is with her a block and a half away I didn't want to get up and leave in the middle of my meal and have the waitress looking at me crazy but I didn't want to block on him either. I gave the waitress my my credit card and told her I'd be right back. I ended up getting him the key but it's like yo, can you even think straight when you got a woman around? GOOGLE MAPS ARE ON OUR PHONES, I'M IN A RESTAURANT A BLOCK AWAY

 

[PhonZhi]

Better than having a shy anti social dude in your crew who cant talk to chicks. Worst wingman ever.....

Came in to say the same thing. Matter fact I would rather be that type of dude myself than a dude whose afraid to holla period.

 

[DarrynCobretti]

Yeah, but me and my nikkas basically accept him for what he is at this point....my mans is ugly as sin but he a funny, loud and outgoing as shyt type of cat



but every now and then we gotta break it to him that he really dont have the juice like that, especially when he fukkin up the vibe for everywhere when we coolin with some bytches at a function that aint feelin him like that. Fam's thirst has deadess ruined our moment wit a couple bad jawns in the past with his lack of chill comes out especially after he dont accept the subtle things a female do when they politely curving you and not showing interest.

Everybody was look like...:

 

[Redwood]

I've got a coworker like that. This dude would literally shout "Wooo" at the top of his lungs to any female that passes by in front of me.

 

[Athenna]

In middle school I was friends with a girl, I promise she had a different boyfriend every 2 months.

 

[El negrito de tejas]

Yeah and that nikka fukked up an orgy because he wouldn't get with a chick that he didn't want. And the chick that he did want she was already tied up with somebody else....

The next day the nikka laughed about fukking up an orgy..... A fukking orgy man

All he had to do was getting it popping with ol girl and all the others were going to go.