Anybody ever take a piss and it felt like a nut?

[Entrapta310]

That first morning piss where you wake up with a docked space shuttle waiting for T-minus 10 between your legs is the real gift /curse. That's the one for me that feels most nut-like , but if I get up immediately & pee with the stiffy my piss shoots out in 2 streams and on top of piss being everywhere, I look like I'm holding a giant silverfish in my hand. So then I gotta sit on the edge of my bed for 5 or minutes waiting for the stiffness to subside all the while hoping that I don't piss myself within that time frame. But that extra wait just adds to the intensity of that morning piss























































My mornings can get type complicated, brehs

google silverfish

your dikk be looking like that?

 

[KOohbt]

them drunk pisses tonight gonna be

 

[RhodyRum]

google silverfish

your dikk be looking like that?

Take internet sh!t-talking too literal brehs

Just eliminate the legs and the stuff hanging off the back. You're left with a long shaft (represents my cawk) and those 2 antenna that splay in opposite directions (representing my piss streams). If I piss with a stiffy, it looks like that. Obviously not EXACTLY like dat breh