Anybody ever take a piss and it felt like a nut?

[Cat piss martini]

my outside winter pisses have shown
me the face of God!

 

[YeLovesBoston]

especially after a long day

 

[GYAAAL YA PUM PUM FAT!]

I hate when right after I piss and tuck the dikk back in, a few drips STILL manage to slip out afterwards.....no matter how much I try to squeeze everything out beforehand ....



My dikk: "Aight nikka, that's everything....lemme go back in my room "

Me: "Hold up, I think a lil more coming out......"

My dikk: " Dog......we been standing at this toilet for like 3 minutes now.....ain't nothing else coming out "

Me: "Nah for real, I think I feel something coming"

My dikk: ".....nikka that's just you straining and trying to force out something that ain't even there.....stop it"

Me: "......aight.....aight, you right.....maybe that's it......"

*tucks dikk back in and zips up pants*




































My dikk: " Nah nikka, I was just fukkin' with you.....see a lil more piss rightchea"

Me: ...................

 

[Pitfalls0117]

at pissing after a nut. That shyt does not feel good.

But at the feeling when you hit the urinal and you're really desperate. Especially if you've been holding it in on a long car ride

But the final godly piss? in the shower. Real ones know the feeling

 

[General Mills]

I swear the Coli be the realest

 

[Auger]

Grats you may have a UTI

 

[2stainz]

My dikk: " Nah nikka, I was just fukkin' with you.....see a lil more piss rightchea"

Me: ...................

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I'm looking forward to this shyt tomorrow.

Bout to take this 7 hour drive, gonna get to that toilet like

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

THAT 10 MINUTE MORNING PISS IS BEST.

 

[Entrapta310]

at pissing after a nut. That shyt does not feel good.

if you just went up raw in a girl who isnt your girl, and you be fukking around raw wit trollops and slores, you should be pissing after you nut.
after sex in general. girls are supposed to do this too. it helps get rid of whatever the fukk might be attached to your dikk head after you being inside a girl raw.
think about it.
do you carry baby wipes and dab your dikkhead after hitting a girl's dirty cervix?
nope.
its a good precaution method. just saying

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Just got in from work after 8hrs .... walked in the bathroom, barely got my pants down

And the fountain just went off..my legs were shaking, my back was arched. even felt lite-headed for a min

shyt was fantastic

lmaooooooo

 

[Pitfalls0117]

if you just went up raw in a girl who isnt your girl, and you be fukking around raw wit trollops and slores, you should be pissing after you nut.
after sex in general. girls are supposed to do this too. it helps get rid of whatever the fukk might be attached to your dikk head after you being inside a girl raw.
think about it.
do you carry baby wipes and dab your dikkhead after hitting a girl's dirty cervix?
nope.
its a good precaution method. just saying

True enough.

It still doesn't feel good though

 

[Bless't]

Drink a gallon and half of water a day breh. Bustin constant nuts.

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

Just got in from work after 8hrs .... walked in the bathroom, barely got my pants down

And the fountain just went off..my legs were shaking, my back was arched. even felt lite-headed for a min

shyt was fantastic

Damn I want that condition

Those last few trickles sometimes

ah yea. Trickle

Bruh... when it go long, just that soft, steady stream. Feel like soft lips siphoning you

just had another one

i don't know where i am

 

[RhodyRum]

That first morning piss where you wake up with a docked space shuttle waiting for T-minus 10 between your legs is the real gift /curse. That's the one for me that feels most nut-like , but if I get up immediately & pee with the stiffy my piss shoots out in 2 streams and on top of piss being everywhere, I look like I'm holding a giant silverfish in my hand. So then I gotta sit on the edge of my bed for 5 or minutes waiting for the stiffness to subside all the while hoping that I don't piss myself within that time frame. But that extra wait just adds to the intensity of that morning piss























































My mornings can get type complicated, brehs