Anybody Got A Homey Who Will Smash ANYTHING

[dap-man]

Am I supposed to regulate who he fukks in my crib to specific females or something

If y'all roommates it's all good, now if it was my place I wouldn't let anyone fukk in my crib besides myself.

 

[GotEmShook]

I can imagine the smell in the T/S house

 

[Captain Crunch]

Savage life

 

[MikelArteta]

Its just puzzy brrh

 

[DaPresident]

Yup...and he proud of it.


I will say though, that nikka gets bad chicks all the way down to the mudducks

 

[El negrito de tejas]

Shoot... Big titties and a Phat ass will have me lusting after an ugly woman. But I have had my limits in terms of how ugly.

 

[Doobie Doo]

If y'all roommates it's all good, now if it was my place I wouldn't let anyone fukk in my crib besides myself.

I got 3 bedrooms, plus he works at Zaxbys and comes thru with a grocery bag of wings chicken fingers and all the dipping sauces

 

[dap-man]

I got 3 bedrooms, plus he works at Zaxbys and comes thru with a grocery bag of wings chicken fingers and all the dipping sauces

Do you dawg, I hope he clean up whatever part of the crib he smashes in cuz you know how stanky women stank up places... he be fukkking with stanky women I'd be scarred to walk in and pass out... Do you doe.

 

[Doobie Doo]

Wtf kind. Of logic is this. Just cuz u ugly don't mean your unhygienic. If anything I know pretty girls are more likely to be unhygienic cuz nikkas will still smash a cute stinky chick. No offending smells reported

 

[god shamgod]

Yea but my boy thinks these chicks are decent they be popped and he stay wanting to bring em to my crib this aint martin go get a hotel

nikka got pissed cuz I wouldn't let him smash some wakk ass chick at my spot

 

[dap-man]

"Anybody Got A Homey Who Will Smash Anything"
^^^

I know some dudes who smash any kind of puss wheater it's clean or not. *Shrug.* I'm assuming that applies to this thread. *Shrug.*

 

[Ricky Church]

back in H.S. I did... this dude would literally take all the leftover, disgusting chicks no one would take a second look at. and it's not like he'd just want to smash to smash...he'd want to smash on some they were the "baddest" bytches he ever seen.

he was on some other shyt...

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Thirsty no standard ass nikkas. Dat's why dere's so many ugly fat bishes walkin round dis mufukka wit kids n shyt.

 

[sang_bleu]

I would rather beat my meat then fukk an ugly chick

 

[Motife43]

Me and my homie in college jokingly called each other savages. He was more savage than me, mainly because he was smashing all type of chicks outside his girlfriend. They were all on point. I also had a roomate who never brought a chick back to the room less than 225lbs, bruh was ugly so I gave him a pass

But, my homie from home in Atlanta will smash ANYTHING. This nikka smashed a 43 yr old waffle house waitress with 9 kids. I was there when he got her number, I thought he was just doing it for sport. As I regularly do I'll breakdown the post smash convo in "conversation form"


Him: Yo Motife I smashed that Waffle House waitress
Me:
Him:

Him: Yeah I took her to a motel 6, shyt was dirty, but I wanted to smash.
Me:
Him: Her body was nasty, she just had a kid like 3 months ago. She got kids our age (22, at the time)
Me:

Fast forward to a few months ago we out in Downtown Atlanta, he brings the story up again.

"Mannnnn, I sucked her titty and milk came out of it"


That wrinkle of the story he never told me catapulted him to the top of the most savage nikkas I know list