Anybody got experience with Atlassian/Jira? Cuz I’m bout to get fired UPDATE: Y’all saved me!

[Crayola Coyote]

Not gonna lie I had to Google her issue it looked complex as hell. and thank goodness this site isn’t just a bunch of people talking sports and rap and more substance to it like this topic she brought up.

 

[Leasy]

Salute to the Coli brehs for helping the Youngbul

 

[null]

6 figures 6 certs > Stack overflow

you are supposed to format your compliment using standard coli compliment formatting standards.

and where is your minimal reproducible example?

please read the coli posting standards link and re-edit your post.

 

[VertigoKnight]

Good to see it worked out.



I could feel the stress through the screen

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

It's wild as fukk dealing with PM that have no tech knowledge
Especially at least on the particular project they on

Mafukkas would be calling for updates or requesting shyt that aint even possible and dont even understand wtf they asking or what you try to explain to them

I dealt with this so often I decided to get my PMP certification; now when I take on a consultant job, I get paid more than my normal fee cause I am generally the lead architect and PM for the project.

 

[Lootha VanDraws]

I see I'm not cut out for that STEM/6 Cert life. Back to squeezing small shoes on fat ladies' feets.

 

[Apollo Creed]

I dealt with this so often I decided to get my PMP certification; now when I take on a consultant job, I get paid more than my normal fee cause I am generally the lead architect and PM for the project.

PM isnt a technical role, a “bad” PM us an unorganized and non motivated one, anything else is a bonus

 

[SheWantTheD]

Congrats on getting it done, what time did you go to bed?

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

PM isnt a technical role, a “bad” PM us an unorganized and non motivated one, anything else is a bonus

I know this; I am a systems architect that has had to deal with bad PMs/PMOs.... hence me getting the PMP so I can PM the projects I consult on. I, as the lead technical person, generally have a better idea than most PMs regarding resources needed for technical projects, especially a PM that doesn't have a ton of experience working on technical projects.

 

[null]

I need to make some dashboards by tomorrow, but idk wtf I’m doing. Not sure why I can’t make any dashboards that sorts data by customer request type


Outta all of y’all 6 cert nikkas, somebody should know the answer

UPDATE: I pulled it off y’all!

Thank you to @The Knee Grow that pointed out it was an atlassian limitation, and not just me.

Thank you @Big Blue for pointing out I needed to format the CSV file. I was able to figure out how to do it, but then I didn’t trust the export because some info was missing

So I said fukk it, let me just make some different search filters and I can grab ticket totals from that.

Thank you @cobra @TENET @Data-Hawk for helping me out with the query language. I ended up making a couple different queries to pull different cuts of data and used the numbers for my presentation. I didn’t have a fancy dashboard, so I instead invested time in making a really clean slide giving insight on 5 different data points.

@The Knee Grow
@Big Blue
@cobra
@Data-Hawk

repped !!!

 

[AsTheWorldBurns]

Congrats on getting it done, what time did you go to bed?

nikka! I passed out on the damn couch while working on my slides around 1:30-2am.

Popped back up at 7am and started practicing my presentation for 9am.

I just got done taking a nap. I was sleepy as hell.

 

[Wild self]

Weakling shaming tactics from a female-minded fakkit

What do you do for a living? If you work in some wishy washy, Low IQ shyt like retail or sales then I understand, however this field is a results business. There's no time to babysit or carry under qualified, over promoted, gender diversity hires. I also get bytches so I don't need to be around them in the place that I earn my money.

CACs say the same shyt about blacks, though.

 

[The Guru]

Yo the coli made it happen
Good experience to have under your belt, you'll be better equiped in the future.

 

[SheWantTheD]

nikka! I passed out on the damn couch while working on my slides around 1:30-2am.

Popped back up at 7am and started practicing my presentation for 9am.

I’m just got done taking a nap. I was sleepy as hell.

Hey, you got it done! That's some impressive shyt right there!

You didn't give up and came out with the Dub!

 

[Shabazz]

Glad to hear it went well. Now its time to buckle down and beef up in the areas you’re lacking in. The coli won’t do this twice.