Anybody here ever poop on themselves in public?

[ChuckDaddy]

I did a long time ago.

I was like 9 and was in a park trying to find my dad. I couldn’t find this nikka for the life of me. We was together and then the nikka literally disappeared out of sight. I didn’t even realize I had to shyt until it was too late. I couldn’t even make it to the portapotty in time. I guess it was the adrenaline from trying to find my dad and not knowing where the hell he had went.

I remember the smell lingered for days...even after I had thoroughly bathed that night and the following morning. It was a whole fukkin mess. My cousins kept making snide remarks about the “smell”, but only me and my dad knew what actually happened. I played it off that the repugnant smell was coming from a nearby waste plant.

Bro, this same shyt happened to my son. He was just 4, but he came running to me at the park saying he had to poop. I rushed him to bathrooms, only to discover they were locked. I took him behind bathroom building to shyt on a tree. A couple saw us, but I gave them the and let him finish.

We had to stop at my office a few blocks away after hours to clean him up. It couldve been worse, i guess.

 

[Canada Goose]

I forgot to take my wallet out of my pants pocket, my wallet stayed in the trash overnight I panicked today when I couldn't find my wallet! luckily the garbage truck didn't come yet so I was able to go in the trash and get it

 

[Noriega]

Once at school like sophomore year

Think I had ate some bad fruit earlier that day. It’s my last period class and my stomach is bubbling like crazy. Before I get up the stairs to the bathroom it all comes out.

I ruin my draws and gray sweatpants

Luckily I had a pair of hooping shorts in my book bag. I cleaned my ass the best I could and walked straight home.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

What’s wrong with your a$$holes? They loose?

 

[Miggs]

What you doing wearing adidas track pants with NIke shoes ?

 

[Canada Goose]

What’s wrong with your a$$holes? They loose?

Ate a bad batch of food...

 

[PharaohAtem]

Only in kindergarten

Now I just rush home

 

[Antwon Mitchell]

Damn you an old man or something, bruh ?

 

[acri1]

Once at school like sophomore year

Think I had ate some bad fruit earlier that day. It’s my last period class and my stomach is bubbling like crazy. Before I get up the stairs to the bathroom it all comes out.

I ruin my draws and gray sweatpants

Luckily I had a pair of hooping shorts in my book bag. I cleaned my ass the best I could and walked straight home.

so did any of the other students notice what happened or were you able to somehow play it off?

Something like that would probably cause most people to get clowned for the rest of high school

 

[How Sway?]

Cant say I can relate
How tf you shyt on yourself?

 

[360dagod]

Almost...

I gotta make sure I get that pre workout shyt out before I leave the house

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Stop pooping on my car!


And #catset

 

[Noriega]

so did any of the other students notice what happened or were you able to somehow play it off?

Something like that would probably cause most people to get clowned for the rest of high school

Nah I had asked to go to the bathroom during class so the hallways was empty so I was cool on that front.

I feel bad for whatever custodian was on trash duty that afternoon tho

 

[Strapped]

Nah op , we are respectable & know our bodies

 

[Cave Savage]

One time I was sick and mildly sharted right before my uber arrived :Francis:

That was the most stressful 5 minute ride of my life