Anybody rub their body down with deodorant sticks

[BrothaZay]

U dont even have to do all that when I come thru

Spoiler

move here

 

[Ooh Marty]

Spoiler

move here

u still going to college in texas this fall? Will be down there a week before I go back to school.

 

[BrothaZay]

u still going to college in texas this fall? Will be down there a week before I go back to school.

you aint sayin nothin but a word

 

[Black Beauty]

NOW THAT IS ONE I HAVEN'T HEARD! BUT MY MOMS ALWAYS SAID... DON'T PUT PURFUME OVER FUNK!

 

[Ooh Marty]

you aint sayin nothin but a word

U betta get ready nikka

 

[BrothaZay]

U betta get ready nikka

*gets deodorant sticc*

 

[Black Beauty]

No time? You probably just lazy. How do you not have 5 minutes. How do you not have the balls to say *yea, gimme 15 minutes i gotta shower right quick.*

 

[Mowgli]

Type dude to take a shower sunday afternoon and be like on Monday morning and go to work funky usin deoderant like soap.

Talk to someone at their desk, leave n they be like.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

*gets deodorant sticc*

Literally laughed the fukk out loud when i read this

 

[Cat piss martini]

and you wonder why the baddest bytch you got is built
like shirley from what's happning and uses koolaid for hair coloring?

 

[rapdonttweet]

You have time to coat your entire body in deodorant but not enough time to run water over it? The briefest shower takes less than 2 minutes.

 

[Black]

and you wonder why the baddest bytch you got is built
like shirley from what's happning and uses koolaid for hair coloring?

 

[MidniteJay]

Should have used wet wipes instead.

 

[Costanza]

nah.. i used to to this shyt in hs and early club going days to add scent... and i swear on everything... this white chick at a party was like "mmm ur cologne smells good" little did she know that shyt was right guard smeared over my forearms

 

[AgentGrey]

If you got your shyt together, tell her hop in the shower with you