Anybody steal jokes from the-coli and use them in real life?

[dtownreppin214]

That's a DL Hugley joke from his newest standup special.

thanks for the heads up.

 

[ItalianoCAC]

Tracey Morgan been said:

"If you can take a dikk, you can take a joke"

 

[Boutdatlife]

Nah but certain shyt people say or some situations make you think of some of the smileys.

I saw this fine ass chick around my way earlier and thought of the

Yep this is me all day!!

I dont steal jokes but facial expressions i find my self doing all the time.

I actually share the shyt yall say with the homies but i always give credit. I dont even know why maybe im funny in real life and i hate when nikkas still my jokes

 

[ClassyME]

Idk about the jokes... but I always give the face thanks to the Coli.


Oh and I been doin the face waay before I got here. That's actually my way of laughing at someone's fukk up/mishap.

Like "damn that nikka ain't pay for the dinner"... Me:" that's what yo broke azs gets 4 not being prepared!"

 

[rapdonttweet]

I was laughing my ass off at a joke one time. One of the only times I've laughed out loud reading something on a forum. Felt it had to be shared so I tried to tell to a group of 3 people. Not one of them cracked a smile. After that that I was just like fukk it I'll do me. Some things just don't translate from text to being spoken, at least not with my delivery.

 

[rapdonttweet]

That's a DL Hugley joke from his newest standup special.

That's been around a long time. First time I heard it was on an Immortal Technique song from 03: "don't be sensitive and angry at the shyt that I wrote/cause if you can take a fukking dikk you can take a joke"

 

[OPTiMO]

i do and i feel guilty when they get laughs

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

I use no nikkas way too much

same here.It just feels so right when I say it though.
*sees light skinned black girl talking with valley girl accent*
"bet she's on that no nikkas program"

 

[itsyoung!!]

don't act brand new, yall know what i'm talking about.

i'm about to jack this one....

Tracy Morgan said that joke during his stand up, shyt comes on hbo/showtime all the damn time

 

[Trajan]

I either make or get the following images in my head all the time:

 

[Swagaveli]

I make the Obama face all the time like a fukkin boss, no proooblemz. I use breh heavy...And from the old Earth I've adopted the ''...So demonic...'' phrase. GOAT phrase/joke mind you. I try the smug Favre at times, but I don't know, lol

 

[He Who Posts Well]

Yup all the time. I keep a notebook of lines and stories from here and the other spot and study them before going out.

 

[IronFist]

lol alot of the sonning and insult mowgli has use i have added to my ever growing repertoire

 

[STEVE]

the was in a dream i had last night

 

[labelplant]

When someone makes a topic here and someone makes a comment with a lot of daps, I'll say that in real life if that topic comes up... and usually people give me daps in real life