anyone else getting absolutely zero puzzy?

[M617]

im on a big time drought and its been a minute. i need to evaluate my approach and my whole game needs a turn around. i was doing ok just a few months ago. absolutely pathetic on my p*ssy situation. no e-brah but i got my shyt together too and im good look and in shape. there is no need for me to be wasting away like this i dont know what hit me

now im rusty and afraid to have sex with a woman. i need to practice on a hooker but didnt want to go back to that but i might have too

 

[yo moms]

 

[MikelArteta]

i've been celibate for 2.5 years



oh but you mean not by choice

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Don't you think practice sex with a hooker would be a bit pricey? I dunno, I might be speaking for myself but I just feel weird paying for something that should have no time limit. Trickin only worth it in 3rd world countries, out here that's some rich man/thirsty man shyt. If i'm fukkin me and her hittin jays and taking breaks inbetween for at least 2 hours.

 

[H@LLOW]

Take it one day at the time.

 

[Michael9100]

The world doesn't revolve around "p".....

 

[M617]

Don't you think practice sex with a hooker would be a bit pricey? I dunno, I might be speaking for myself but I just feel weird paying for something that should have no time limit. Trickin only worth it in 3rd world countries, out here that's some rich man/thirsty man shyt. If i'm fukkin me and her hittin jays and taking breaks inbetween for at least 2 hours.

all i need is 1-2 times to get my mind back in the game.

 

[M617]

The world doesn't revolve around "p".....

yes it does though in most cases. all i can really think about most of the day is how dudes are nailing chicks and how good they are doing them and then im like hey i can be that guy again and here i am

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

Plenty off Fish that.

Just lower your standards and you can get p*ssy lined up withing a day or two.

I just hope you look half decent. lol.

 

[-DMP-]

fukking is like riding a bike. You never forget. Soon as you get them first few strokes in

It always comes back.

-DMP-

 

[Banned Account12]

im on a big time drought and its been a minute. i need to evaluate my approach and my whole game needs a turn around. i was doing ok just a few months ago. absolutely pathetic on my p*ssy situation. no e-brah but i got my shyt together too and im good look and in shape. there is no need for me to be wasting away like this i dont know what hit me

now im rusty and afraid to have sex with a woman. i need to practice on a hooker but didnt want to go back to that but i might have too

start treating women like shyt breh

 

[PhonZhi]

dont let your prime looks go to waste breh. stop jacking off and that animal primal rage will come out.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

I haven't had gine since the beginning of August I believe. It's been surprisingly low on my priorities list as of late.

Have mercy on the next set of walls I invade tho

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

fukking is like riding a bike. You never forget. Soon as you get them first few strokes in

It always comes back.

-DMP-

Real shyt, I've had droughts but its like tying your shoes once you got that p*ssy back wit cha.

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

*raises hand*

I look at myself in the mirror though and say to myself "I'm a good looking dude and women like me and check me out...why am I single? why don't I get laid?"

And it's because I ain't got dough and I'm a kind of a social retard.