Anyone else getting mad p*ssy this summer?

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:patrice:its to the point now where I’m like what’s the catch

Is working out really the holy grail of getting draws?:jbhmm:

Are they THAT shallow?:why:

I’m 6’4 265 repping 335 on bench and rapping 495 on squat with a BIG ASS GUT...and they don’t care?:childplease:

Should have hit the weights 10 years ago
 
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Threads like this make me understand why the STD rate is so high. I don't think condoms protect people from herpes, it only cuts the risk in half. There's still a 50% chance u can get it with a condom.

And if ur paying for sex u may as well stick ur dikk in an aids infested dumpster because sex workers got all types of shyt
 

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:patrice:its to the point now where I’m like what’s the catch

Is working out really the holy grail of getting draws?:jbhmm:

Are they THAT shallow?:why:

I’m 6’4 265 repping 335 on bench and rapping 495 on squat with a BIG ASS GUT...and they don’t care?:childplease:

Should have hit the weights 10 years ago
You're 6'4...bytches will always be interested..especially if you're 6'4 and not lanky as shyt.

Women like to look at muscular men and wouldn't turn em down but they'll still fukk with a dad bod nikka just the same.
 

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Working out sure helps things but no matter what shape you're in if they like you, they like you. I wasn't even chasing after it but I got two new ones on deck right now and im a fat breh at 5'10 252 lbs
  • This sexy little yoga instructor seems like she's down ever since I met her near my house last week. She invited me to her gym and I went once to claher yoga class she was teaching. We finally had drinks last night and I could tell she's definitely down.
  • This little Haitian honey with a phat bottom made a strong move on me last Sunday at a pool party but I'm a bit nervous about it. I just met her and she's the cousin of a very close friend of mine. These are people o consider almost family. Too close for comfort. Interesting because she met me and my girl the day before too and she was still sending strong vibes when I showed up at the pool party alone :lupe:
But I'm the somewhat conservative type. I'm sure @skeetsinternal already got a platoon on standby for summer action
 
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:patrice:its to the point now where I’m like what’s the catch

Is working out really the holy grail of getting draws?:jbhmm:

Are they THAT shallow?:why:

I’m 6’4 265 repping 335 on bench and rapping 495 on squat with a BIG ASS GUT...and they don’t care?:childplease:

Should have hit the weights 10 years ago

Where you meeting these chicks at??
 

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I got to get on your nikkas level.

I'm boss my game up with these cool coli quotes, just wait and see.
I'll bring home a bad one to wife up real quick.
Imma get a bad one who box so clean I can eat that cereal 4 life. Just wait and you watch. Swear to God nikka
 
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