Anyone else never watched a Woody Allen movie?

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Who the fukk watches this guys movies? I don't think I've met a single person that can say they have sat through an entire flick with him as an actor or having directed something .

Everytime one of his movies is on HBO, I would try to watch for like a minute and say "This shyt is absolute garbage" before changing the channel. All his flicks look like they are sleep inducing, and his entire persona when he's on camera is so annoying. So I'm curious, have any of you brehs actually sat through his movies?
 

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I just sifted through his filmography to see if I have watched anything of his. Didn't matter if he was the writer, director or actor, I've seen none of his shyt :russ:

What are all these :trash: flicks anyway?

Think the only ones I've even remotely heard about is Manhattan and Vicky Christie Barcelona :dead:

Looks like his best shyt was the name drop episode of Seinfeld when Kramer was responsible for the traffic/parking while Woody filmed, that George took over and fukked up. These pretzels..... :pachaha:

Woody Allen :camby:
 

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Match Point is one of my all-time favorite movies. I liked Vicky Cristina Barcelona and Midnight In Paris as well, but I felt the same way as you until I saw Match Point. His films aren't for everyone, but now I'll keep an eye on it if he directs it.
 

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His movies aren't my style, but I respect his brilliance as a filmmaker...just not my taste so never have watched one...but he must be great at what he does
 

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Who the fukk watches this guys movies? I don't think I've met a single person that can say they have sat through an entire flick with him as an actor or having directed something .

Everytime one of his movies is on HBO, I would try to watch for like a minute and say "This shyt is absolute garbage" before changing the channel. All his flicks look like they are sleep inducing, and his entire persona when he's on camera is so annoying. So I'm curious, have any of you brehs actually sat through his movies?
i can't even name a woody allen movie
 

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Who the fukk watches this guys movies? I don't think I've met a single person that can say they have sat through an entire flick with him as an actor or having directed something .

Everytime one of his movies is on HBO, I would try to watch for like a minute and say "This shyt is absolute garbage" before changing the channel. All his flicks look like they are sleep inducing, and his entire persona when he's on camera is so annoying. So I'm curious, have any of you brehs actually sat through his movies?

he is popular in France. .
 

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he's got some really good flicks and some that were way over hyped. Blue Jasmine was fukking weird and it didn't really have an ending. I like his comedic writing though. Dude is funny to me. I could see why someone would find him annoying, his voice/persona is almost a caricature at this point.
 

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Match Point and Vicki Cristina Barcelona are both dope movies that I'd definitely recommend watching. Woody isn't in either of them, he's just behind the scenes.

Both movies have ScarJo in her prime. Match Point is a much darker movie while Vicki Cristina is more lighthearted but both deal with similar themes regarding morality

ScarJo and Penelope Cruz are :noah:


I've also seen Crimes & Misdemeanors for a film class. Woody's in it but he's not as annoying as he normally is, plus the movie raises a lot of interesting questions on morality. It's very similar to Match Point in terms of the plot and the choices the characters make

I've seen parts of Annie Hall, never seen the whole thing. I always thought this scene was hilarious though
 
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