Anyone else seen Dave Chappelle and Chris rock on their new tour? I did. SPOILER ALERT - :laff:

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What was the absolute funniest joke they told. Go ahead and spoiler it.

Were they sharing the stage like they’ve done before or was it one go and then the other go?

What did Chris Rock say regarding the Will Smith incident? Go ahead and spoiler it

Did Dave have anything to say regarding that a$$hole who jumped him and attacked him? Go ahead and spoiler it
 
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Ziggiy said:
What was the absolute funniest joke they told. Go ahead and spoiler it.

Were they sharing the stage like they’ve done before or was it one go and then the other go?

What did Chris Rock say regarding the Will Smith incident? Go ahead and spoiler it

Did Dave have anything to say regarding that a$$hole who jumped him and attacked him? Go ahead and spoiler it
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honestly dont read this

itll be on netflix soon im assumming

but if u must....


man im ah go with dave chappelle getting high on mushrooms in las vegas. nykkas on the street yelling chappelle show quotes at him and he freaks out so he goes to mayweathers strip club party and , being high on shrooms, he finds mayweather on the cash register with boxing gloves. dave asks him for 15 hundred dollars to make it rain. floyd comes back with a bag of money and dave has a good night. the next day, his accountant tells dave he spent 150, 000 last night in vegas. " i shoulda known that nykka couldnt work a cash register with gloves on!" another one was his opening, "tonight - no transphobic jokes. instead, i will 100 percent make fun of the disabled. he then reenacts a disabled man pissed off at the show leaving with like one t rex arm, sayin' i came here for transgender jokes not disabled jokes.: that got the crowd hype.
 
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Ziggiy said:
What was the absolute funniest joke they told. Go ahead and spoiler it.

Were they sharing the stage like they’ve done before or was it one go and then the other go?

What did Chris Rock say regarding the Will Smith incident? Go ahead and spoiler it

Did Dave have anything to say regarding that a$$hole who jumped him and attacked him? Go ahead and spoiler it
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chris went first and dave second

:laff: people asked me if it hurt. this nykka played muhhammed ali and i played a shark foh yeah it hurt but iull never catch me on oprah talmbout im a victim. during daves set, he said 'nykka we saw the tape. you a victim. "

yep. he went in a lil on his bodyguard not merking him lol. then he said the media claimed dude was mad at his transphobic jokes thats why he went at him so dave went to the hospital to visit him and asks him why he attacked, then dave said his answer was '(starts making those crazy tongue sounds) THAT NYKKA WAS BATSHYT CRAZY !!
 
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daves wife was worried about what would happen if the atatcker killed him so dave says 'everything you and the fam need is in the box. with this key, you can open it if i die.' then of couse the next day the wife opens the box and she mad mad. cuz all is in it is a joke book. dave says "bytch, all you gotta do is say those jokes exactly the way id say em and youll be fine!" oh yeah, speaking of his wife dave was suspicious about her cheating so he grabs her phone while she sleep and does the face recognition by doing the chinky eye with his fingers and it opened :laff: the wife said she did the same thing to daves phone by widening her nose.
 
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Man I hope his delivery is funny them jokes ain’t hitting like that.
 
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Dave talks about his r.kelly reenactment on chappelle show. said he used a empty mustard bottle with yellow liquid. and when he squirted it on the model actress, he says ;man i kinda understand why nykkas do this lol. goes in on chuck berry for his sex tape where i guess he pissed on a woman aswell on tape.
 
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chris rock killed it too, brehs

i just cant remember them jokes.

he went in on meghan markle and the royal family

breh i just remembered his funniest joke

"The royal family wanted to know how dark the baby was gonna be.
that aint racist to me.
thats important information
if its steph curry dark, he goin be alright
if its draymond green dark, that boy gonna have a HAAARD life

he also opened up by yelling fukk kevin durant !! (crowd goes nuts)
but i KNOW yall nykkas would welcome him with open arms these days! (crowd goes nuts ol)
 
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Track4daKid said:
chris went first and dave second

:laff: people asked me if it hurt. this nykka played muhhammed ali and i played a shark foh yeah it hurt but iull never catch me on oprah talmbout im a victim. during daves set, he said 'nykka we saw the tape. you a victim. "

yep. he went in a lil on his bodyguard not merking him lol. then he said the media claimed dude was mad at his transphobic jokes thats why he went at him so dave went to the hospital to visit him and asks him why he attacked, then dave said his answer was '(starts making those crazy tongue sounds) THAT NYKKA WAS BATSHYT CRAZY !!
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I only read the middle quote :laff:

I hope it comes to Netflix
 
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