Anyone else seen Dave Chappelle and Chris rock on their new tour? I did. SPOILER ALERT - :laff:

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

Spoiler: some mo

Dave starts to talk to a 13 year old boy in the front row wit his dad. asks him if he knows who chuck berry is. starts telling him hes a rock legend and he has a sex tape. dave says he just jerking his meat on porn hub and clicks on the image of a white woman in a bathtub. 'i never read the description on a porno, unless it looks transgendered. now you know im ah read that lol. anyways, so im jerking it and click on the pic and by god whod a thought but chuck berry is working the cam. and im like, chuck berry had a sex tape? (keeps jerking motion) for shame. anyways,, i keep watching and she opens her mouth and he pisses inside. said his dykk got soft so fast. all while directly talking to that lil kid . dad seemed cool with it lol its dave
dave said other shyt during this bit i dont rememebr tho something about chuck starts splashing the woman with bath tub water. the same tub he just pissed all over basically lol

 

[Smokin Rider]

I wanted to go when they was in Seattle but only found out 3 days before they were here and the ticket prices were crazy

 

[Ziggiy]

I only read the middle quote

I hope it comes to Netflix

Chris got a new standup coming to Netflix in March. It’ll be their first live event

 

[The Pledge]

Can't wait to watch that next special

Chappelle the

 

[Po pimp]

I kinda wanna click on the spoilers because sometimes, they don’t use the same jokes on specials. But at the same time, the jokes don’t hit the same way when you already know what’s coming. I remember someone spoiled that Dave Chappelle joke he did when he was going through all the things that happened in American history, and ended it with “Bill Cosby raped 50 bytches during this time.” Later that year, I saw him live and he did that joke, and then he did it again on his first Netflix special.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

Chris Rock has a live special that will be airing on Netflix soon
It will be the first ever live streamed netflix comedy stand up that's live

 

[RareAirBorne]

Props for trying to share all the jokes but it's hard to capture the timing and tone, which really made a lot of these jokes

I went to the one in Seattle and they both killed it. Dave's set was a little shorter than I'd hoped but still funny as shyt. Announced it was the highest grossing comedy tour or something and then bounced shortly after.

Chris surprised me by talking as much about Will as he did but I guess that's practice for the Netflix special. Had my dying cause it felt like an episode of "everybody hates Chris" the way he was telling it