I would never steal from my girl...if I ever needed $$$ I would just ask, but one time when I was 17 I was at this chicks house, she was throwing a big party and she had a water jug filled with change

so I was young and dumb and the chick was real pretty, rich and wanted ya boy

so I stole the change, went to a coin star and got like $600...I brought it back to the party with a little change back, tryin to act like it wasn't too bad since I didn't take all of it. Regardless I went and bought a bunch of E pills and a ounce of weed and brought it back to the party...handed out the pills, gave 1 to her

smoked everybody up and ended up fukking her later that night. Next morning she cleaning...I'm chilling smoking, not helping

and she's like omg, someone stole all my change, my dads gonna kill me...it was his...which a$$hole would steal something like that. I just said...man I can't believe someone would be that big of a jerk while I was counting how much money I had left

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