Anyone else wake up feeling strange today?

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Yeah I don't know, but today seems kinda odd. No barkin' from the dog, no smog. And mama cooked the breakfast with no hog. I got my grub on, but didn't pig out. Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out. Hooked it up for later as I hit the door .Thinkin', "Will I live another 24?" . I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop-top. And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop. Had to stop at a red light. Lookin' in my mirror, not a jacker in sight. And everything is alright. I got a beep from Kim, and she can do it all night. Called up the homies, and I'm askin' y'all. "Which park are y'all playin' basketball?". Get me on the court and I'm trouble. Last week, messed around and got a triple-double. Freakin' brothers every way like MJ. I can't believe today was a good day
 
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Would be hilarious if breh really became superhuman and was trying to let us know but none of us believed him.

Then we look on the news later and see some fool climbing a skyscraper like :ohhh:
 

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You may have been probed, how ya booty feel?

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I had a dream that I paid $5.00 for an item, and the smallest I had was a $100.00 bill. I woke up before i got my change back.

I woke up kinda pissed.....and it took me a minute to get back to reality

I wanted by $95.00 back :birdman:
 

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Yo... how much static shock is normal? I know you can get it every now and then, but since I woke up... it's like I'm just shocking everyone and everything. I just met up with my friend from breakfast and he got launched 5 feet back when I dapped him... :francis: yall ever experience this?

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Ol Bang Baby Static Shock lookin ass

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