Anyone ever been to a Cop Bar?

[Mandarin Duck]

Got up with my keys in hand and no one said shyt even though they knew I was drinking and about to drive

That's because alcoholism is such a huge problem in law enforcement.

DUI's aren't a big deal amongst themselves.

If you got pulled over you could've told them what bar you just left and it would've worked out
"I was just with Conner and the boys "