Anyone ever date a homeless girl?

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i typed this story out before but search isn't working
@1298ty might know where it went??
he is architect status

anyway i wasn't homeless,,, but hitchhiking with no money
slept with an older white woman just to get out of the rain
it was pretty rough- i was hungry and exhausted

her place was ratty but clean/warm
..anticipation was the worst part
she fed me, let me get a shower, small talk,etc.
but i knew what was coming

she fixed drinks -some weird mix then wanted a massage
the moles on her neck and back
i am shivering right now from the flashbacks
but i just went in on her- took her to bed
she didn't have condoms so i had to go raw

after that she kinda sorta began negotiating a bit
acting like she could drive me closer to destination
so i just summoned my imagination
took excellent care of her that night
she didn't want anything weird- just pounded out good
next day she drove me rest of the way plus a little food money

point is- i'm not a killer or a maniac
but i can think of being desperate enough
i mean- if reeeeeaaaallllly pushed out of my bracket
i could have just killed her, took cash, alcohol, her car
i mean, i could have but there was also zero need
she came across and gave me everything i could have asked for

so be careul with these thoughts of pick up with homeless girls
i mean, it'd be much easier/safer to get a gf to roleplay it for you
 

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My cousin did, for 6 months. He had his own crib and everything, but after every date, he still dropped her off at the shelter:heh:

She eventually got on her feet, got a job at mcdonalds, got a studio apartment, went back to school, got a degree in 3 yrs, got a job makin 80k a yr, and eventually her and my cousin got married.
 

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i typed this story out before but search isn't working
@1298ty might know where it went??
he is architect status

anyway i wasn't homeless,,, but hitchhiking with no money
slept with an older white woman just to get out of the rain
it was pretty rough- i was hungry and exhausted

her place was ratty but clean/warm
..anticipation was the worst part
she fed me, let me get a shower, small talk,etc.
but i knew what was coming

she fixed drinks -some weird mix then wanted a massage
the moles on her neck and back
i am shivering right now from the flashbacks
but i just went in on her- took her to bed
she didn't have condoms so i had to go raw

after that she kinda sorta began negotiating a bit
acting like she could drive me closer to destination
so i just summoned my imagination
took excellent care of her that night
she didn't want anything weird- just pounded out good
next day she drove me rest of the way plus a little food money

point is- i'm not a killer or a maniac
but i can think of being desperate enough
i mean- if reeeeeaaaallllly pushed out of my bracket
i could have just killed her, took cash, alcohol, her car
i mean, i could have but there was also zero need
she came across and gave me everything i could have asked for

so be careul with these thoughts of pick up with homeless girls
i mean, it'd be much easier/safer to get a gf to roleplay it for you

How old? :beli:
 
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