Anyone ever date a super religious girl?

[acri1]

The worst thing is a chick not being like that at first but then deciding to get super religous after yall already been dating for a while.

 

[rapdonttweet]

Its fun to make them fall in love with you and then get them questioning their own beliefs when the guy they are crazy about has a completely different stance and is good at explaining why. Looking back I feel kinda guilty about it though.

 

[HarlemsOwn]

 

[Sad Bunny]

dat red bow tie @BlvdBrawler

 

[Sad Bunny]

Imma post mine too ... I did the same shyt

she brought up God and i said "so when we hanging out"

 

[HarlemsOwn]

She asked if I'm down for church and bible study and we just met

IDK what to do ... I want to get to know her, but IDK if I'm about that Jesus life :wow2:

Pray for me

nikka i went thru the same shyt lmaooo

but im a real nikka

and i wont compromise who i am for p*ssy

 

[BlvdBrawler]

dat red bow tie @BlvdBrawler

I'm a classy mofo.

 

[Sad Bunny]

nikka i went thru the same shyt lmaooo

but im a real nikka

and i wont compromise who i am for p*ssy

I AGREE 100 percent. But I just want to meet her for a date...

but yeah i think imma keep it real and just tell her the truth. im agnostic

 

[shopthatwrecks]

yep,...n i fukked the 1st day after i shocked her by reciting romans road..

 

[Theabbot]

Most chicks like this end up driving you crazy breh. You see, they are in a constant state of flux. On one hand they want to live that godly life, and on the other they find the life of sin irresistible. They are undercover freaks, but that religious shyt got them shook. The end result is a confused identity. One day you'll be with a girl who is ready to get dehumanized like a porn star, and then afterwards act all depressed because she feels a shyt load of guilt about giving in to her desires. It's not worth dealing with all of this just for a piece of ass. If you hit it, throw her in the bushes ASAP. If you hang around you'll get pulled into her madness.

 

[stealthbomber]

this is how I feel tbh.

did yall ever experience something like this?

yeah a few years ago i was getting at this ridiculously religious girl. she was fine as fukk but that only led to my eventual downfall

to make a long story short i went to school in rural southern illinois for a year and shyt was a culture shock being from liberal cali.

my homies warned me that the religious girls out there are no joke and im like dont worry i dealt with this before i got this

i thought it was weird that she was telling me she didnt believe in rated r movies. and thought that was the devil tryna poison peoples minds. i completely blew off those warning signals and just agreed with her "yeah ive never seen the matrix either, whats so good about action movies anyway" just some bullshyt i kinda thought she was kidding

so im talking to her for a few days and it was a tuesday night and we're watching tv in the common room in our dorm. it was like 1 am and we had been doing homework until then and i thought it was just code to wait for everyone to leave so we could hook up on the couch and go back to my room and fukk.. oh how i was wrong

i start making out with this chick on the couch and within 10 seconds i gotta one hand on the titty and one hand on her ass. she kinda pushes me off like watch those hands mister. im like ok we gonna play like this.

 

[stealthbomber]

so what do i do? i take her hand and am tryna put it down my pants. shes making it difficult.

next thing i know i feel a painful feeling on my face. this crazy broad suddenly catches the holy ghost and starts shooting off slaps and punches in my direction. jesus must have stepped down and strengthened her cuz she landed damn near everyone.

she begins to go off on a rant about how im a sinner, need jesus, blah blah. im like :hmmwayne: ok im going to bed. she says hold up, u have 2 options. leave and ill report this to the school as a rape or come to church with me on sunday. im like u wrong for that but ill go.

church was :ugh: and god knew what i had done so he chose to punish me further. the entire sermon was about self control and shes looking at me like im sitting there just waiting for this bullshyt to be over.

and i came to a very important understanding. something ill never forget and always tell people...

















































DONT fukk WITH RELIGIOUS GIRLS!

 

[Illuminatos]

so what do i do? i take her hand and am tryna put it down my pants. shes making it difficult.

next thing i know i feel a painful feeling on my face. this crazy broad suddenly catches the holy ghost and starts shooting off slaps and punches in my direction. jesus must have stepped down and strengthened her cuz she landed damn near everyone.

she begins to go off on a rant about how im a sinner, need jesus, blah blah. im like :hmmwayne: ok im going to bed. she says hold up, u have 2 options. leave and ill report this to the school as a rape or come to church with me on sunday. im like u wrong for that but ill go.

church was :ugh: and god knew what i had done so he chose to punish me further. the entire sermon was about self control and shes looking at me like im sitting there just waiting for this bullshyt to be over.

and i came to a very important understanding. something ill never forget and always tell people...

















































DONT fukk WITH RELIGIOUS GIRLS!

 

[acri1]

so what do i do? i take her hand and am tryna put it down my pants. shes making it difficult.

next thing i know i feel a painful feeling on my face. this crazy broad suddenly catches the holy ghost and starts shooting off slaps and punches in my direction. jesus must have stepped down and strengthened her cuz she landed damn near everyone.

she begins to go off on a rant about how im a sinner, need jesus, blah blah. im like :hmmwayne: ok im going to bed. she says hold up, u have 2 options. leave and ill report this to the school as a rape or come to church with me on sunday. im like u wrong for that but ill go.

church was :ugh: and god knew what i had done so he chose to punish me further. the entire sermon was about self control and shes looking at me like im sitting there just waiting for this bullshyt to be over.

and i came to a very important understanding. something ill never forget and always tell people...

















































DONT fukk WITH RELIGIOUS GIRLS!

But...true story, I've dealt with a few crazy religious chicks and never will again.


I'm still trying to figure out of crazy chicks are drawn to fundamentalist religion, or if religion makes normal chicks crazy. Either way, if a broad starts talking about Jesus and church as soon as I meet her that's a huge red flag

 

[Sad Bunny]

so what do i do? i take her hand and am tryna put it down my pants. shes making it difficult.

next thing i know i feel a painful feeling on my face. this crazy broad suddenly catches the holy ghost and starts shooting off slaps and punches in my direction. jesus must have stepped down and strengthened her cuz she landed damn near everyone.

she begins to go off on a rant about how im a sinner, need jesus, blah blah. im like :hmmwayne: ok im going to bed. she says hold up, u have 2 options. leave and ill report this to the school as a rape or come to church with me on sunday. im like u wrong for that but ill go.

church was :ugh: and god knew what i had done so he chose to punish me further. the entire sermon was about self control and shes looking at me like im sitting there just waiting for this bullshyt to be over.

and i came to a very important understanding. something ill never forget and always tell people...

















































DONT fukk WITH RELIGIOUS GIRLS!

That shyt is crazy my nikka..........that rape or church ultimatum though