Anyone ever finesse Amazon before? The ol' switcheroo ;D

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Well brehs, Im in a lil bit of a conundrum - but not a moral one :whoa:! Bezos got BIG BANK!
But here's the thing....My unlocked cell phone now has charging issues. It wont charge anymore so I was thinking about.....ya know....:takedat: buying the exact same model then let's say I have them BOTH in my hand and i suddenly FALL DOWN :picard::sadbron:

THEN the two phones accidently get mixed up and a few days later I want my money back so I make a return and accidently send the wrong phone back:to:. I mean, has anyone worked in 'fullfillment'? How does that work? and have u ever ya know....:youngsabo: accidentally had a finesse move like that? :ohlawd:

:sitdown:God know my heart. #Tangibles2020

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Well brehs, Im in a lil bit of a conundrum - but not a moral one :whoa:! Bezos got BIG BANK!
But here's the thing....My unlocked cell phone now has charging issues. It wont charge anymore so I was thinking about.....ya know....:takedat: buying the exact same model then let's say I have them BOTH in my hand and i suddenly FALL DOWN :picard::sadbron:

THEN the two phones accidently get mixed up and a few days later I want my money back so I make a return and accidently send the wrong phone back:to:. I mean, has anyone worked in 'fullfillment'? How does that work? and have u ever ya know....:youngsabo: accidentally had a finesse move like that? :ohlawd:

:sitdown:God know my heart. #Tangibles2020

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I can’t lie. I done hit they ass a few times before. Most recently, three weeks ago. I bought a bullshyt ass 512 GB micro sd card from eBay. When I received it, it was a fake card and wouldn’t copy and hold my files. Kept getting error messages :picard: eBay was bullshyting, so I ordered a legitimate, identical card from Amazon and sent they ass back the fraudulent card. shyt went off without a hitch :obama: I’ve been an Amazon member since 2006. Done hit they ass a few times. As with any criminal activity/scam, the key is not to get too greedy or too brazen. Because they will catch on and cancel your account. And they have very advanced algorithms and safeguards to make sure that you can’t create another account. I need Amazon Prime. Don’t know what I would do without it :to: Just move smart and be careful breh. If you pull that switch-a-roo more than twice in a calendar year, you’re doing entirely too much :ufdup:
 

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they wont notice
they would....
- the Serial numbers on the inside,
- the factory reset doesnt wipe ALL the info away
- my charger port door is off.......

it's a $100 unlocked Samsung but still! I mean, I get 90 days to mess with it so maybe I WILL FALL DOWN and get them mixed up by then FA REAL! :krs:

I can’t lie. I done hit they ass a few times before.

I hit em for some $40 speakers.....I had my reason but they didnt want the physical unit back. They just sent me my bread. Now my movies THUMP :smoker:



Back in like 2006, I did an EBAY SEARCH for "broken XBOX"......copped that shyt....copped me a new one at Kmart and made it DO WHAT IT DO at the K-Mart Customer Service section some time later.
 

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Well brehs, Im in a lil bit of a conundrum - but not a moral one :whoa:! Bezos got BIG BANK!
But here's the thing....My unlocked cell phone now has charging issues. It wont charge anymore so I was thinking about.....ya know....:takedat: buying the exact same model then let's say I have them BOTH in my hand and i suddenly FALL DOWN :picard::sadbron:

THEN the two phones accidently get mixed up and a few days later I want my money back so I make a return and accidently send the wrong phone back:to:. I mean, has anyone worked in 'fullfillment'? How does that work? and have u ever ya know....:youngsabo: accidentally had a finesse move like that? :ohlawd:

:sitdown:God know my heart. #Tangibles2020

rich-uproxx.jpg
:smugdraper:
The phone, battery, and package will all have a serial that correspond, I did this trick with Walmart as I brought a bold like us unlocked phone broke out the box and they gave me issues returning, so I took a older broke similar model phone I had and tried to take t back, it took alot of surgery transferring stickers an such, going to the right walmart as I was turned down, ran into the right one with these two ratchet chicks who didnt check shyt, after like 3 different walmarts success....:blessed:


You playing with fire though, being broke and tired of taking losses precipitated my actions:mjlol:
 

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Update us if you do it OP let us know if them crackas give you your money back. Imma try it too if it does.
 

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Damn I definetly don't want to lose prime that one day shipping is too clutch. But I do want to finess some shyt for the low. They recently gave me a $10 off code don't know if they given everyone one.
I can’t lie. I done hit they ass a few times before. Most recently, three weeks ago. I bought a bullshyt ass 512 GB micro sd card from eBay. When I received it, it was a fake card and wouldn’t copy and hold my files. Kept getting error messages :picard: eBay was bullshyting, so I ordered a legitimate, identical card from Amazon and sent they ass back the fraudulent card. shyt went off without a hitch :obama: I’ve been an Amazon member since 2006. Done hit they ass a few times. As with any criminal activity/scam, the key is not to get too greedy or too brazen. Because they will catch on and cancel your account. And they have very advanced algorithms and safeguards to make sure that you can’t create another account. I need Amazon Prime. Don’t know what I would do without it :to: Just move smart and be careful breh. If you pull that switch-a-roo more than twice in a calendar year, you’re doing entirely too much :ufdup:
 

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Wouldn't try that shyt with a phone

Ordered my Matebook D
waited two days after it arrived
called customer service and screamed into the phone what a piece of shyt this laptop is
got 60$ back

but like @DatLBCGuy562 said, Amazon knows how the game works and its no worth it to get banned
so move carefully
Walmart was difficult, so I know Amazon has to be ten times harder:lolbron:
 

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The amount of stuff they dump is amazing..brand new tvs that didnt get bought etc..if they dont deliver your shyt they'll gladly send another one through. If they send you 4 iphones instead of 1 by mistake, they dont care if you return the others.
 
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